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funny · @traf ·
$25.55
Speechless
When none of your chat up lines work when she goes first
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@acolucky ·
$0.24
It's how I met my wife. Sometimes a guy has to get 30 or 40 restraining orders before he finds the right one.
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@traf ·
$10.48
restraining orders are like getting blocked in real life
they sorta suck
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@k-banti ·
$0.15
Hahaa 🤣🤣... That's the result you get when you delay in making the first move to talk to her. Have been a victim once 😁
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@pode ·
$1.55
pocketsend:11@traf, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!
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@pocketjs · 
Successful Send of 11
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New sending account balance: 285349
New receiving account balance: 510
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![pocket-logo.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTcivfZL9oFASW7jAWCHzEhCh5guKi92VAp5vN64VqtMG/pocket-logo.png)

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@serkagan ·
$0.26
Lol, I also lose speech in this situation, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U/giphy.gif
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@traf ·
$10.39
looks like she's transforming into her battle form before your very eyes
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@theabsolute ·
$0.25
Probably didn't help that the first move was to offer her a spiked drink when you weren't in a bar
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@traf ·
$15.77
was just a roofie straight from the packet
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@thevillan ·
$0.24
Haha just a friendly warning this pick up line is never well received, usually ends with a kick to the family jewels

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[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/love-cute-weird-3ohs4BpwCrQpWngtvq)
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@traf ·
$14.83
haha gotta make sure she's ripe
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