What to Order? by traf

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funny · @traf · Dec 17 '17 (edited)

$158.48

What to Order?

When she's considering if ordering the lobster is worth it as it likely means she'll have to sleep with you
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@acolucky · Dec 17 '17

$3.08

I'm an old fashioned type. Order the lobster for her.

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Dec 17 '17

$3.07

damn, then I suppose she'll be getting some whether she like it or not
guess that's pretty old fashioned

👍 trafalgar

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@steemmatt · Dec 17 '17

Can you at least use my **_Referral Link_**?

http://sc02.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1GHJTKpXXXXcwXXXXq6xXFXXXu/Sex-toy-VIBRATING-STIMULATOR.jpg

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@bitton · Dec 22 '17

# Meme Contest For SBD On My Blog💰😂

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@dandesign86 · Dec 17 '17

$4.63

I now understand why lobsters are becoming more and more rare, they all have to die to support your sex life

👍 trafalgar, dandesign86

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@trafalgar · Dec 17 '17

$4.64

yeah, I guess most of them do die when I try to fuck them

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@steemmatt · Dec 17 '17

That's damn risky business trafalgar.  Just make sure to use strong rubber bands if crossing any swords.

http://i.imgur.com/6eU990W.jpg

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@flauwy · Dec 17 '17

Is saying "eat my lobster" considered dirty talk?

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@hamet123 · Dec 17 '17

hahaha... that is true....
upvoted and followed...

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@heremonium · Dec 17 '17

$0.02

Maybe not, not worth it, it's not that big of lobster

👍 heremonium

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@kartiksingh · Dec 17 '17

Raclette with wine....

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@maintain4real-eu · Dec 17 '17

Kindly order the lobster for her because i am not a 20century guy. Lol

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@steembusiness · Dec 17 '17

That finally explains why Lobsters are so highly rated :D

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@theabsolute · Dec 17 '17

$3.07

Hey, lobster isn't cheap

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Dec 17 '17

$3.08

no cheaper than my dates evidently

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@vitalbullet · Dec 17 '17 (edited)

Me when she orders the lobster anyway.
![Me when she orders the lobster](https://i.imgsafe.org/69/6915b46cad.png)

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@xyzposter · Dec 17 '17

$4.61

Give that woman her lobster, dammit. (make shure she gets sausage for desert too XD)

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@trafalgar · Dec 17 '17

$4.61

mine's more of a mini frankfurter, but thanks

👍 trafalgar

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@dandesign86 · Dec 17 '17

Hahah

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@xyzposter · Dec 17 '17

Remember, it's how you use it *sigh*

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