Where's Dad's Shoulders When You Need Them? by traf

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funny · @traf · Apr 2 '18

$91.84

Where's Dad's Shoulders When You Need Them?

When the lady on the second floor is getting changed with the curtains open
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3nWl5bhBoim7glNu/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemwizards, lordvader, punchline, brahma, htliao, kevinwong, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, damira, calypso, theregularguy, b00m, foles09, dandesign86, arcange, minnowspower, kouba01, beerbloke, bluetower, steemship, take5, mrlogic, kartiksingh, steemnsfw, tamaralovelace, drsinmongwong, idikuci, hanzappedfirst, jedi-won, serkagan, followyourjoy, diebitch, theabsolute, theguruasia, imjustsaying, joshua-golbuu, cemke, kontora, bondy007, d4ki, rastaufik10, raphaelle, nerdnews, notb4mycoffee, kylo-ren, jimshorts, weirdnews, holybranches, steemitservice, mux, arconite, syilegirl, yesaye, aminasam, dayu, rizkan97

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@amirtheawesome1 · Apr 2 '18

$0.88

When you're a dog and there are cookies on the counter that you want to check but you have to continuously jump as the counter is much higher than your reach.

👍 trafalgar, dj123, jedi-won, yesaye

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@jedi-won · Apr 2 '18

I'm confuse, can you help clarify again?

👍 penghuren

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$3.45

yeah, i suppose i can sorta see it now that you've said it...

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, drsinmongwong

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

Well done, amir. **Well** **done.**

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@cemke · Apr 2 '18

$0.84

I prefer to use my shoulders to do other things and they are usually dirty things.

https://media.giphy.com/media/s3cp6fT4RMcy4/giphy.gif

***I don't mean sex, it is just rifle.***

👍 trafalgar, cemke

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$3.45

yeah you're all about shooting your load

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, cemke, drsinmongwong

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

That chair was conveniently placed there. Looks like someone had had a similar experience before you and went, "Ah, a chair here would've been nice."

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$0.40

@trafalgar support [COM](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-round-7) (upvote 100%) or else 8 year olds in your neighborhood will be asked to testify soon

Also show some love to this post [RESULTS](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedyopenmic-round-6-winners-post) 
@dj123 will take you to Disneyland

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@dandesign86 · Apr 2 '18

$0.12

DJ once took me to Disneyland - I was so dizzy after all the rides

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@dj123 · Apr 2 '18

daem women, i hope you're this persistent asking your hubby for cookies

👍 idikuci, rizkan97

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@holybranches · Apr 2 '18

it's diebitch traf. consider the meaning of that name before weighing your choices

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@idikuci · Apr 2 '18

This.

👍 rizkan97

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

We're seeing a rise in entries, right?

👍 rizkan97

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@drsinmongwong · Apr 2 '18 (edited)

$1.32

I'm all for the physical efforts, calisthenics is good for your body.

http://www.couragetokeepgoing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FortuneCookieANI600x371.gif
**But home baked cookies are still the best, aren't they**

[src](http://www.couragetokeepgoing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FortuneCookieANI600x371.gif)

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$3.45

i'm sure you'll get a good forearm workout too

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@foles09 · Apr 2 '18

$1.03

If this is your neighbour use your trampoline kid!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/59/ae/3559aea1f5e12fb13b56f81171e11bd9.gif

👍 trafalgar, d4ki, dwainus, foles09, dj123, cemke, holybranches

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$5.15

i'm sure if that's his neighbor he can whip his dick out and use it as a pogo stick

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, foles09

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@imjustsaying · Apr 2 '18

Yes, oh crap. Yes, oh crap. Yes, oh crap. 

If we assume the dog is the equivalent of a say 14 year old. They might just die of exhaustion to get one more glimpse of those sweet sweet cookies. 

Yummy... uh... chocolate chips... yeah that's what I was talking about.

👍 yesaye

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@joshua-golbuu · Apr 2 '18

$1.22

You mean that creepy ugly fat one in level 2?

http://blog.boombotix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Fatmeme.gif
**Better be careful she'll eat your cookie, and there is no undoing that!**

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$5.16

hmm cookie on the shoulder, i think that's how stephen hawking turned out like that
too soon?

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, theabsolute, joshua-golbuu, penghuren

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@theabsolute · Apr 3 '18

Nah, I don't think he's truly dead anyway. I think his brain was just uploaded to Skynet

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

Nah, I don't see any RIP msgs anymore.
You're good to go.

👍 theabsolute

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@kouba01 · Apr 2 '18 (edited)

$0.05

The lesson: boys will find any way to peek in your curtains so start changing your clothes in the bathroom.
https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/gpgurl50/11924910/5860/5860_original.gif

👍 kouba01

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@magnata · Apr 2 '18

https://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/11/15/5/1447573036_2098528224.gif


When will you start undressing? I already froze in the cold water :)) Lol.

👍 magnata, yesaye

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

Woah that's fucking scary man.

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@moniristi · Apr 2 '18

dad need  support,,,,
https://media.giphy.com/media/HXJGiqeVmywwg/giphy.gif

👍 shihabieee, moniristi

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@rastaufik10 · Apr 2 '18

![Foto-Lucu.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ4tFmfaByiqgy12W8EDzpc3BHuAc4QU6hrA2jAxA1CvQ/Foto-Lucu.gif)

this hurts. haha

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@roselover · Apr 2 '18

The Father loves to be truly present
But the picture has a kind of laugh

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@serkagan · Apr 2 '18

$0.88

Lol, i do not have such problems and the girls are happy to pose, ha ha ha :D

https://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/03/02/0/1488404704147147182.gif

👍 trafalgar, dj123, serkagan

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$3.45

rapunzel rapunzel...nevermind i got it

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, serkagan

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@shihabieee · Apr 2 '18

come son rule number one, never trust anybody....
https://media.giphy.com/media/swM7l3dxV4cMw/giphy.gif

👍 shihabieee, shishiristi

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@shishiristi · Apr 2 '18

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@steemitservice · Apr 2 '18

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👍 steemitservice

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@steemwizards · Apr 3 '18

Just don't get caught with your hand in her cookie jar.

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@tamaralovelace · Apr 2 '18

$0.86

make sure you know what you're peeking at!

![billclinton.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTvdZBkGv3NpguA4pZLhreGnYXf7Rxf5i1Jn3V58SrPma/billclinton.gif)

👍 trafalgar, dj123

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$3.47

monica lewinski's there too
she's just below shot though

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, tamaralovelace, drsinmongwong

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@theguruasia · Apr 2 '18

$0.19

@traf,
Don't tell my mom! Dad was at the front door at that moment :D Anyway I was smarter than him, that's why I tried to sneak though the curtain!
https://media.giphy.com/media/VLVfM1mP4Cg8w/giphy.gif
**Be smart Traffy, she purposely changed while curtain open lol :D**

Cheers~

👍 minnowspower

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@tolustx · Apr 2 '18

This is unreachable...

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18

$0.87

Dad's shoulders unavailable, dad busy jumping also.

👍 trafalgar, dj123, jedi-won

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@jedi-won · Apr 2 '18

Like father like son.

👍 penghuren

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@trafalgar · Apr 2 '18

$5.14

dad's even shorter

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, yesaye

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@yesaye · Apr 2 '18 (edited)

I'm imagining a short grown man and a taller-than-him son just jumping outside their house in their lawn with hopeful faces without looking at each other. Fuckin' hilarious. xD

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