@Belemo: 27 COM Entry by trumpman

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comedyopenmic · @trumpman · Aug 24 '18 (edited)

$7.15

@Belemo: 27 COM Entry

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The face of my nemesis, a flying turd</p></center>
<p>So, in case you don't know there is a weekly contest comedy thingy organised by @comedyopenmic that @belemo invited me <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/disgruntled-com18-second-entry-644e68731debf"><strong>some months ago</strong></a><strong>:</strong></p>
<p><img src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IU_MObDdCIc/W37uMmJsY8I/AAAAAAAATKk/3SOVa1PiUnsqNARujt9OlzqD2SsszHrzQCLcBGAs/s1600/1.png" width="630" height="170"/></p>
<p>Back then I had no idea about the contest and I had never heard of @belemo but I did what I always do when somebody mentions me. And that is to upvote their shit. But I was too lazy to participate and just forgot about the nomination</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>.....</p>
<p>A couple weeks pass by, GINA notifies me @belemo has<a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/blue-balls-com20-second-entry-84664b4efc0df"> <strong>again nomitated me for this shit</strong></a><strong>:</strong></p>
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<p>Ok, at this point I am like, <em>"ok let's check this out... Ok, sounds like fun.. Yep, maybe another time!"</em></p>
<p>...</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>......</p>
<p>.......</p>
<p>Couple weeks later, guess what? Belemo nominates me again!&nbsp;</p>
<p><img src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z573Ivx5FBU/W37vmlUhItI/AAAAAAAATK8/_Kq0_NiPkQcco9T2vktmh0TzxaAT7wPiQCLcBGAs/s1600/1111.png" width="672" height="88"/></p>
<p>At this point I am thinking... <em>"Fuck, it will be really bad manners if I don't participate... Maybe I''ll just not vote his post and pretend I didn't read it? Nah, that's too assholish, even for me! I"ll better come up with something... Next time he nominates me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"</em></p>
<p>...</p>
<p>.....</p>
<p>.....</p>
<p>Ok, you know the drill. Two weeks pass by and blah:</p>
<p><img src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OIgkAJ5qpOo/W37wPKEXCzI/AAAAAAAATLI/RVrjamGsHLctseaYErqOlTp7ll_WJ_GwQCLcBGAs/s1600/33.png" width="733" height="106"/></p>
<p><em>"Ok, it's time to prepare my entry. What? I have to put that "COM XX" in my post title? That's so retarted and awkard. I don't want to do that. Fuck you"</em></p>
<p>At around this point both @belemo and @doomsdaychassis start shilling @comedyopenmic on me! HARD! The first asking to vote their witness and the other to follow their voting trail. And like the little bitch I am, I obliged... &nbsp;</p>
<p>Secretly I hoped this would make @belemo happy and maybe he wouldn't nominate me again</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>.....</p>
<p>......</p>
<p>.......</p>
<p>........</p>
<p><img src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-anRLLPPdWnI/W37xPn8MM9I/AAAAAAAATLQ/9WnZZGaXjf012rxP_cqNqrsNq9i6rDdawCLcBGAs/s1600/3333.png" width="744" height="108"/></p>
<p><em>NO, JUST NO! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE!</em></p>
<p>.....</p>
<p>......</p>
<p>........</p>
<p>.........</p>
<p>...........</p>
<p><img src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SY4DT2vW_pg/W37yJr5lXOI/AAAAAAAATLc/z4pOMo9aQvUODZs0LeuORJDuw_1aJYkaQCLcBGAs/s1600/hid.png" width="627" height="340"/></p>
<p><em>DIE! JUST FUCKING DIE @BELEMO!</em></p>
<p>...</p>
<p>....</p>
<p>.......</p>
<p>.........</p>
<p>...........</p>
<p><img src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f5ooIk3R3hQ/W37yWzH7zbI/AAAAAAAATLg/iGjV_xumMQsrPbG-gG0TCryyFHIEkwYDACLcBGAs/s1600/hiddd.png" width="702" height="199"/></p>
<p>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!</p>
<p>YOU WIN. YOU FUCKING WIN!</p>
<p>YOUU HEAR MEEEEE?</p>
<p>Y-O-U F-U-C-K-I-N-G W-I-N</p>
<p>Y</p>
<p>O</p>
<p>U</p>
<p>F</p>
<p>U</p>
<p>C</p>
<p>K</p>
<p>I</p>
<p>N</p>
<p>G</p>
<p>W</p>
<p>I</p>
<p>N</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>So yeah, that's my entry. I want to nominate @belemo. I can play that game too you little fucker! I also nominate @doomsdaychassis cause apparently I have to nominate two people..pfffff....</p>
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@beeyou · Aug 24 '18

$0.04

Poor turd angel, about time he got your attention. I did enjoy reading the different flavors of guilt tripping he used to *finally* get you over to COM. 

Maybe @doomsdaychassis can get you over to the steemmonsters world too. DC, the trick might be to keep sending @trumpman a card until he has enough to level up. Persistence seems to work with him. ;) It's still not too late..

👍 dustsweeper, trumpman

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@belemo · Aug 24 '18

Nudes also works.

👍 trumpman

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@doomsdaychassis · Aug 24 '18

I already sent @trumpman a card. He sent it right back :(
The nudes didn't work either. I tried like 5 times now.
I am running out of ideas at this point.

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

that's because you are an ugly hairy monkey

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1 reply

@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

Yeah, nudes will do :)

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@belemo · Aug 23 '18

I swear to God my manner of nominations made me laugh. Personal shaver 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

👍 trumpman

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

Is that a Nigerian insult or something? It's just so stupid 😂😂😂

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@belemo · Aug 24 '18

I swear, I'm not even sure why I said it right now 😂

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@com-judge · Aug 23 '18

$0.09

Hi trumpman, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
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👍 trumpman, idikuci

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@trumpman · Aug 23 '18

Thank @belemo

👍 com-judge

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@belemo · Aug 24 '18

😆

👍 trumpman

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

How long do I have to wait? Just give me the money!

👍 com-judge

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@doomsdaychassis · Aug 24 '18

$0.03

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👍 trumpman

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@donnadavisart · Aug 24 '18

I haven't a clue what is going on, but I'm loving the ride. :)

👍 trumpman

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@belemo · Aug 24 '18

Yup. Comedyopenmic is monkey contest that puts "lo" in the lol. At the end or beginning of your comedy post, you're suppose to nominate two other steemian to make entries. What you see above are the colourful ways I nominated @trumpman to make entries. He chose to exclude the dick pics I sent for political reasons.

👍 trumpman

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

If you laughed that's all that matters!

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@doomsdaychassis · Aug 23 '18

I actually got a good laugh out of that. I wish he would nominate you every week now. lol

👍 trumpman

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@belemo · Aug 23 '18

I might just make your wish come true 😆

👍 trumpman

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18 (edited)

Stop gang raping me you two 😡😡

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@hrissm · Aug 23 '18

$0.08

@belemo

👍 hrissm, trumpman

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@belemo · Aug 24 '18

That should be me, are you gonna make an entry or do I have to start guilt tripping you?

👍 trumpman

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@hrissm · Aug 24 '18

Maybe both let me breath.

👍 trumpman

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1 reply

@iliasdiamantis · Aug 23 '18

Definitely you have a talent for comedy and must do it again .

👍 trumpman, cheneats

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18

$0.02

Oh stop it, you make me blush!

👍 iliasdiamantis

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@profanereviews · Aug 24 '18

$0.05

Well fuck me silly. If I had of known how entertaining it would be, I would have nominated you too.

There's always next time.

👍 dustsweeper, trumpman

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@trumpman · Aug 24 '18 (edited)

Oh god....

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