【自曝其-短-的自介】我沒有五呎高 by tydebbie

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cn · @tydebbie · May 2 '18 (edited)

$19.37

【自曝其-短-的自介】我沒有五呎高

**論矮子的十大好處**

首先，我認為有150以上的都不該叫矮子。
因為低處未見低，還有人比你更低。
![WhatsApp Image 2018-04-28 at 12.44.39.jpeg](https://gateway.ipfs.io/ipfs/QmWwdwYkqTsReQVvmXrwYCWBnhzYtBYfUs2XLx5H1SU3LV)

再來，我從來都不認為矮子有甚麼好處，但人嘛，總要學會欣賞自己嘛，所以，我攪盡腦汁想十個好處出來，我認為，不管高子矮子都要來點讚。
![10405290_10154463024055472_6847883810138951705_n.jpg](https://gateway.ipfs.io/ipfs/QmRsKHMMqj6KijvRMnEcjtAP6P6364wKMaUbfPn2Dp9acq)

1. 為大眾帶來無限自信。我有朋友說最喜歡站在我旁邊。(笑哭)
2. 離地/海比較近，不容易暈浪。
3. 很環保，特別是買衣服。我中學六年沒買過新校服。
4. 佔地較少，如果車子滿了，可以坐地上，警察也看不見。 (壞的示範)
5. 形象百變，別人的中長裙，可以直接拉高變長裙。
6. 可以避免坐過山車。(不用怕別人笑你無膽，指一指高度板，然後攤手)
7. 可以挑戰各種高難度動作，例如要拿東西時，先要找一張椅子，再找另一張小板凳放在上面，站在上面再踮起腳，然後還是拿不到。
8. 因為有上述問題，因此可以常常指揮別人要拿東西。
9. 彈跳力十足，曾經為了擦黑板，每一堂轉堂都跳一次，再左跳到右。
10. 因為有上述問題，帶給別人很多歡樂。包括你最親的親人如老公，總希望挑戰我的底線，把我折疊起來，放到不同行李箱內。

![64193_10154152838435472_3962608844757798647_n.jpg](https://gateway.ipfs.io/ipfs/QmVPYBntTeES7AvxrLjDuVUAXW6xqthdEWBhXB5KYnntz6)
每人身邊總有個矮子，使你的生活會充滿很多歡樂!!
你看著這篇，第一個想起的是誰？

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@fishlucy · May 2 '18

$0.45

我也才155哦，第8条深有体会啊哈哈

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@tydebbie · May 2 '18

$0.02

哈哈
拱了一個出來
但155是很高了

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@honoru · Apr 28 '18

輕輕鬆鬆的自我介紹文

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@tydebbie · Apr 28 '18

笑。。。輕鬆一點很好

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@joeyarnoldvn · Apr 28 '18

Wow. Love your photos. So fun.

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@tydebbie · Apr 28 '18

哈哈，謝謝你。

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@kidsreturn · Apr 28 '18

哈哈哈，你好可爱！~

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@tydebbie · Apr 28 '18

掩面＼(^o^)／

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@liuzg · Apr 28 '18 (edited)

你太可爱了！！！
都忍不住想抱抱你。

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@tydebbie · Apr 28 '18

嗯。。可以，千萬別搣臉就可以了

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@stepbie · Apr 28 '18

包括你最親的親人如老公，總希望挑戰我的底線，把我折疊起來，放到不同行李箱內。:P

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@tydebbie · Apr 29 '18

。。。。。為甚麼:p

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@voluntary-io · Apr 28 '18

Welcome to Steemit @tydebbie :)

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tydebbie	0 B		147,755,389	25%

@tydebbie · Apr 28 '18

Thank you very much :)

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