Stop Tripping over Butts! by uglysweater

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humor · @uglysweater · Jan 27 '18

$26.67

Stop Tripping over Butts!

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<p><a href="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/a4/14/3aa414cf83c8b370df219d13fd2a46c2.jpg">source</a></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>I <em>would</em> learn a new skill,</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong></p>
<p>I'm too old/I'm too busy/I'm not talented enough.</p>
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<p>I <em>would</em> go visit/call my friend,</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong></p>
<p>They're probably too busy/They won't want to talk to me/I don't have time.</p>
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<p>I <em>would</em> play outside with my kids,</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong></p>
<p>I'm too busy/I'm too tired/It's too hot.&nbsp;</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ392hXnHaRuVBVP6muM7x5bqVjMwxGigevkntXB5c9Ue/page-break-clip-art_450496.png"/></p>
<p>I <em>would</em> exercise better/eat better/take care of my body better,</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong></p>
<p>I don't want to/ I don't have the energy/It won't make a difference.</p>
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<p>And the worst but of all:</p>
<h1><em>BUT I CAN'T.</em></h1>
<p><strong>Yes. You. Can.&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><img src="http://www.safetysign.com/images/source/large-images/E5304.png" width="600" height="433"/></p>
<p><a href="http://www.safetysign.com/images/source/large-images/E5304.png">source</a></p>
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<p>The buts go on and on, and all of us have them. We are all tripping over them, and frankly, it's kind of smelly and stupid. It's a whole lot of butt. There is no reason for us to have buts. The next time you trip over a but, stop yourself, decide if it's worth the butt, and proceed from there. Go outside with the kids. Go on that vacation. Go take care of yourself. Go call that friend. Go do whatever it is that you've been tripping over butts about!</p>
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<h1>No more butts about it!</h1>
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@biggy345 · Jan 28 '18

You ugly piece of meat .YES IM ON SOME MOLLY

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@biggy345 · Jan 28 '18

You got to burn that ugly sweater .cummon why would you joke about such things i was so ready for some eye candy when i clicked this post (the photo hadent loaded yet )

Love @uglysweater

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@rigaronib · Jan 28 '18

### You want a flag? 'Cause _this_ (especially your other comment above) is how you get a flag. 
Don't be disrespectful - Women were not put here for _your_ pleasure.

Another piece of advice? Never molly and Steem, bro. Especially when it leads to comments such as these.

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@charitybot · Jan 28 '18

Banana!

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@colleenthurber · Jan 27 '18

Good reminder!

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@dandelionspea · Jan 29 '18

Excuses are the cause of most failures, unsuccessful ventures and irresponsibility. 
We'll stop making THEM!

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@uglysweater · Jan 30 '18

Yes, no more excuses!

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@gabrielamosqueda · Jan 28 '18

Funny post

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Thanks!

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@gamainvegas · Jan 27 '18

Lol. Butt hurt!

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@kay1 · Jan 27 '18

Lol ... really funny post ... nobody wants a but ... we all should be butless... no more but!!!!!!  Live your life and enjoy !!!

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Haha, totally! 😁

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@kopong · Jan 27 '18

Good post

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Thanks!

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@kopong · Jan 28 '18

@uglysweater could you help me? I'm a beginner in this steemit and need support in the form of upvote and reesteem, can you do that for me? please i want to increase steem power have me. I do not know who to ask for help from. please help me.

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@maryahoc · Jan 28 '18

True post

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@nonameslefttouse · Jan 27 '18 (edited)

$0.17

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I don't know how to write a good comment.  People might think I'm weird.  Then I'll start drinking again and my life will fall apart.  Then I'll be scrounging up change for a cheeseburger and a few beer.  I can't do this!  There's too much on the line here!  I think I'm having a panic attack.  OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!  I'm trippin'!

👍 uglysweater

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Girl, you be trippin'. Calm your butt down!

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@nonameslefttouse · Jan 28 '18

How am I supposed to stay calm after you called me a girl!  OMG OMG OMG OMG!  I knew I shouldn't have done this!

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@scantyhairedsamm · Jan 28 '18

@uglysweater this is really hilarious but am not laughing I would have commented but.... 
😂  well done  am gonna say No to Buts henceforth

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

No more butts! 😁

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@tanyarobinson · Jan 31 '18

Hey some "butts are good" :D . Like 'i could hit the gym BUT i'd rather finish that pizza' or  ' i gotta clear the semester  BUT i'd rather sleep'. XD jk that's some good advice though :)

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@tesscooks4u · Jan 28 '18

but! ...............................OK, no more Butts! LOL! You are so right.

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Haha, it applies to all of us!

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@themanwithnoname · Jan 28 '18

$0.17

That's really good advice. There are always a million reasons not to do something. How much better would our lives be if we took chances, got out there, and gave something a shot?!

Well, we're all on Steemit reading your post, so I guess we're already doing it. Now on to the next thing... :)

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@glendis · Jan 31 '18

Regálame un voto

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Exactly! 😁

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@universalpro · Jan 28 '18

This is very true.....thanks for sharing

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@yris · Jan 28 '18

Suena bien lo que escribes sobre los peros que uno se pone en la vida. en gran parte tienes la razón, peroooooo! eso depende de las circunstancias que este confrontando  las personas en un determinado momento.  aqui en venezuela, la gente quiere realizar sus propósitos de vida, peroooo las condiciones no están dadas. Ejemplo:

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@yris · Jan 28 '18

Mañana quiero comer o tomar tal alimento. . . contrale! peroo no tengo como comprar eso, no hay la suficiente plata o dinero para prepararlo. Quiero viajar a  Mérida, pero no tengo efectivo para pagar el transporte. Pero prometo aprender y tener constancia en esta Plataforma, que tengo la fe de que me ayudará a eliminar muchos peroos en mi vida. saludos!

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@uglysweater · Jan 28 '18

Todos tenemos que eliminar los peros! ¡Gracias por tu comentario! Bendiciones! 😁

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