<center> ![umuk.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbodkwxygxS6xayqffKf3EZAp5HLaPrbYZTGZNa1HzV96/umuk.jpg) ### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten #### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz! <b> Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen! <p> Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen! <p> Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte! <p> <sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub> <p> <br> # SATIRE <br> <><><><><><><> <p> <br> umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs: <p> <br> <> <p> ## NETZFUNDE <p> <p> <> <p> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmcfvqoP7PsjFGd1BTExSnK3VnMKiGH9anxKQ49VFTMdrA/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmTa2HXnJgWjBKLG6k86Mts1sbqLxQ8dRGWMhWdbBk7WhQ/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmdoPV2J1dDZD69G3SHgr4d1yUkxiyr7SW8B2hM7QKtWbb/grafik.png) <><><><><><><><> <sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub> <p> <sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub> </b> </center>
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!WITZ
author | burn950 |
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Was ist grün und riecht nach roter Farbe?<br>Grüne Farbe.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@smooms">smooms</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. <a href='https://peakd.com/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you'>Learn more.</a><br>.(2/4)</center></p>
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<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/VDg3S7W.gif"></a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> @umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (4/4) and will start the voting trail. In addition, @umuk gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion. ![](https://i.imgur.com/plMUJVK.png) <sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub> </div>
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@kirstin denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@kirstin thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Kommt ein kleiner, dünner Mann zu den kanadischen Holzfällern und will sich um eine Arbeitsstelle bewerben. Der Betriebsleiter fragt ihn: „Sie wirken aber ziemlich schwach! Wo haben Sie vorher gearbeitet?“ „In der Sahara“, ist die Antwort. „Aber dort gibt es doch gar keine Bäume“, stellt der Betriebsleiter fest. Da erwidert der Kleine: „Jetzt nicht mehr!“ !invest_vote
author | kirstin |
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Was sind die vier schwersten Jahre im Leben eines Polizisten? – Die erste Klasse. !hiqvote
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