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umuk - und sein Witze-Stammtisch
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### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten


#### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz!

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Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen!

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Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen!

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Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte!







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<sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub>

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# SATIRE

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umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs:

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## NETZFUNDE


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<sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub>
 
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<sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub>





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