<center> ![umuk.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbodkwxygxS6xayqffKf3EZAp5HLaPrbYZTGZNa1HzV96/umuk.jpg) ### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten #### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz! <b> Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen! <p> Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen! <p> Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte! <p> <sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub> <p> <br> # SATIRE <br> <><><><><><><> <p> <br> umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs: <p> <br> <> <p> ## NETZFUNDE <p> <p> <> <p> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmdu8VPS6fkxFVmGA6k7EaLKKb7LTMEXhMTjMgs9sPv8e7/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmaWChG3r64yaaFQYJCmvHNz2Chz43TcjWdrnbqyN57UET/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmWyxUugH1baKUdjhNDwynj3vV6g4sp4VvgQspo3A6WSrr/grafik.png) <><><><><><><><> <sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub> <p> <sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub> </b> </center>
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Werden drei Forscher im Urwald von Eingeborenen gefangen genommen. Sagt der Häuptling zum ersten: “ Du haben Wahl, Tod oder Bongo Bongo.“ Der Mann denkt sich, sterben wolle er noch nicht, deshalb sagt er: „Bongo Bongo.“ Daraufhin kommen hundert Frauen und vergewaltigen ihn. Halbtot schleppt er sich aus dem Dorf. Auch der zweite wählt Bongo Bongo, da ihm der Tod schlimmer vorkommt. Daraufhin kommen zweihundert Frauen und vergewaltigen ihn. Mit letzter Kraft schleppt sich auch der zweite Forscher aus dem Dorf. Dem dritten wird das zu viel. Er meint, dass er lieber sterben wolle. Daraufhin der Häuptling: „Gut. Tod durch Bongo Bongo!“ !invest_vote
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!WITZ
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Was macht eine Wolke mit Juckreiz?<br>Sie fliegt zum Wolkenkratzer. </strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@mugglow">mugglow</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Use the <strong>!LOL</strong> or <strong>!LOLZ</strong> command to share a joke and an <strong>$LOLZ</strong><br>.(3/4)</center></p>
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<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/VDg3S7W.gif"></a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> @umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (4/4) and will start the voting trail. In addition, @umuk gets !LOL from @hiq.redaktion. ![](https://i.imgur.com/plMUJVK.png) <sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub> </div>
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Congratulations @umuk! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s): <table><tr><td><img src="https://images.hive.blog/60x70/http://hivebuzz.me/@umuk/replies.png?202211191350"></td><td>You got more than 3500 replies.<br>Your next target is to reach 3750 replies.</td></tr> </table> <sub>_You can view your badges on [your board](https://hivebuzz.me/@umuk) and compare yourself to others in the [Ranking](https://hivebuzz.me/ranking)_</sub> <sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub> **Check out the last post from @hivebuzz:** <table><tr><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022-sponsor-leofinance"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/64x128/https://i.imgur.com/ReSvmiv.png"></a></td><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022-sponsor-leofinance">World Cup Contest - New Sponsor - LeoFinance joins the party with 1000 more HIVE!</a></td></tr><tr><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022-sponsor-dcrops"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/64x128/https://i.imgur.com/ReSvmiv.png"></a></td><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022-sponsor-dcrops">World Cup Contest - New Sponsor and Prizes - dCrops adds 30000 CROP and 300 NFTs</a></td></tr><tr><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/64x128/https://i.imgur.com/lj0aF9Y.png"></a></td><td><a href="/hive-102201/@hivebuzz/wc2022">HiveBuzz World Cup Contest - Collect badges and win prizes - More than 5500 HIVE to win</a></td></tr></table>
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@barmbo denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@barmbo thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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@levi-miron denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@levi-miron thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Ein Achtzigjähriger erzählt, dass seine junge Frau ein Kind bekommt. Ein Bekannter sagt zu ihm: „Ich kenne eine ähnliche Geschichte. Ein Mann ist in Afrika unterwegs. Als ihn ein Löwe angreift, hebt er seinen Spazierstock und sagt ‚Bumm!‘ Der Löwe fällt tot um.“ Da erwidert der alte Papa: „Das kann nicht sein! Da hat sicher ein anderer geschossen!“ Der Bekannte nickt mit dem Kopf und sagt: „Jetzt hast du es verstanden!“ !invest_vote
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„Lasst Toren streiten, welche Verfassung die beste sei! Wo am besten regiert wird, dort ist die Verfassung die beste.“ Alexander Pope !hiqvote
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