<center> ![umuk.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbodkwxygxS6xayqffKf3EZAp5HLaPrbYZTGZNa1HzV96/umuk.jpg) ### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten #### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz! <b> Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen! <p> Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen! <p> Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte! <p> <sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub> <p> <br> # SATIRE <br> <><><><><><><> <p> <br> umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs: <p> <br> <> <p> ## NETZFUNDE <p> <p> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <p> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmPCXzLjVBm16sLfP4LiEVK7S98zzXKJ84mnhVUJELDPqM/grafik.png) 1 <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmeVz1DitG8wM91tnL8x7H4GRxC3wxZRwipriqddjDNn2R/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmfGvV8d4Wm5Ev31j7ZaccmENcpUENkBaCL6SRS4jnbVyq/grafik.png) 3 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <><><><><><><><> <sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub> <p> <sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub> </b> </center>
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vbnm21 | 0 | 1,181,549,752 | 60% | ||
leontr | 0 | 2,992,192,844 | 40% | ||
apoloo1 | 0 | 2,573,817,365 | 25.8% | ||
pixelfan | 0 | 50,273,573,983 | 5.8% | ||
johnboywalton | 0 | 26,420,572,085 | 50% | ||
udabeu | 0 | 20,742,730,263 | 55% | ||
investyourvote | 0 | 46,399,730,038 | 80% | ||
dotwin1981 | 0 | 22,824,873,010 | 30% | ||
barmbo | 0 | 158,162,130,943 | 100% | ||
sbi3 | 0 | 54,521,951,919 | 8.77% | ||
kirstin | 0 | 212,098,394,389 | 100% | ||
rich.art.deluxe | 0 | 2,095,282,425 | 60% | ||
berthold | 0 | 10,989,694,673 | 40% | ||
kaldewei | 0 | 2,848,149,998 | 30% | ||
kryptodenno | 0 | 155,385,670,464 | 5% | ||
investinthefutur | 0 | 87,533,576,410 | 80% | ||
augustimo | 0 | 1,254,005,184 | 20% | ||
tokenindustry | 0 | 2,743,653,490 | 54.45% | ||
tingtong | 0 | 2,033,678,522 | 60% | ||
wilbur-walsh | 0 | 2,352,430,069 | 60% | ||
matt-kirby | 0 | 2,221,499,040 | 60% | ||
voinvote3 | 0 | 77,225,509,674 | 60% | ||
lotto-de | 0 | 99,266,791,398 | 80% | ||
levi-miron | 0 | 71,455,127,893 | 100% | ||
starthilfe | 0 | 955,858,817,238 | 60% | ||
thehockeyfan-at | 0 | 126,701,247,904 | 30% | ||
clau-de-sign | 0 | 757,198,136 | 30% | ||
shinpurple | 0 | 1,039,870,783 | 30% | ||
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burn950 | 0 | 57,705,568,413 | 100% | ||
magic.bee | 0 | 133,860,172 | 100% | ||
lolz.bee | 0 | 598,411,116 | 50% | ||
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slicense | 0 | 2,370,261,219 | 80% | ||
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!WITZ
author | burn950 |
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category | deutsch |
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Was ist grün und riecht nach roter Farbe?<br>Grüne Farbe.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@smooms">smooms</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. <a href='https://peakd.com/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you'>Learn more.</a><br>.(2/6)</center></p>
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@levi-miron denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@levi-miron thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Fragt der Informatiker seinen Freund: „Ist dein Passwort noch immer eins zwei drei vier?“ „Nein, es ist jetzt zwölf vierunddreißig.“ !invest_vote !PIZZA
author | levi-miron |
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<center>🍕 PIZZA ! I gifted <strong>$PIZZA</strong> slices here: @levi-miron<sub>(1/5)</sub> tipped @umuk (x1) <sub>Send $PIZZA tips in <a href="https://discord.gg/hivepizza">Discord</a> via tip.cc!</sub></center>
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