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umuk - und sein Witze-Stammtisch
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### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten


#### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz!

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Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen!

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Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen!

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Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte!







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<sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub>

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# SATIRE

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umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs:

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## NETZFUNDE


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@burn950 · 
!WITZ
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@lolzbot · 
<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Darf ich das Kleid im Schaufenster probieren?<br>Nein, bitte in der Umkleidekabine.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@burn950">burn950</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von  @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Are You Ready for some <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>$FUN?</a> Learn about LOLZ's new <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>FUN tribe!</a><br>.(2/4)</center></p>
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@investinthefutur · 
@umuk denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@umuk thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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@levi-miron denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@levi-miron thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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@levi-miron · 
Wie mein Freund Pferdmenges unterscheide ich drei Steigerungen der Wahrheit: Die einfache, die reine und die lautere Wahrheit. Ich will Ihnen jetzt die reine Wahrheit sagen...
Konrad Adenauer (1876-1967), dt. Politiker, 1949- 63 erster dt. Bundeskanzler 

!invest_vote 

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@pizzabot · 
<center>PIZZA!


PIZZA Holders sent <strong>$PIZZA</strong> tips in this post's comments:
@levi-miron<sub>(4/5)</sub> tipped @umuk (x1)


<sub>You can now send $PIZZA tips in <a href="https://discord.gg/hivepizza">Discord</a> via tip.cc!</sub></center>
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@umuk · 
Eine Blondine hat mit ihrem Auto ein anderes Fahrzeug gerammt. Brüllt der Fahrer: "Sie dummes Huhn, haben Sie überhaupt eine Fahrprüfung gemacht?"
Zischt die Blondine zurück: "Bestimmt öfter als Sie!"

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