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umuk - und sein Witze-Stammtisch
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### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten


#### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz!

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Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen!

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Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen!

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Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte!







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<sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub>

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# SATIRE

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umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs:

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@burn950 · 
!WITZ
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@lolzbot · 
<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Die Deutschlehrerin zur Schülerin: Wenn ich sage Ich bin schön!<br>welche Zeit ist das dann?, Die Schülerin meldet sich und sagt gelangweilt: Vergangenheit Frau Lehrerin, wenn ich sie so ansehe mit Sicherheit Vergangenheit!</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@las3rbone">las3rbone</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von  @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Are You Ready for some <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>$FUN?</a> Learn about LOLZ's new <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>FUN tribe!</a><br>.(1/4)</center></p>
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@hiq.smartbot ·
HiQ Smart Bot says
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@umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (4/4) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @umuk gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

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<sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub>

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@hivebuzz · 
Congratulations @umuk! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

<table><tr><td><img src="https://images.hive.blog/60x70/http://hivebuzz.me/@umuk/upvotes.png?202211281839"></td><td>You distributed more than 25000 upvotes.<br>Your next target is to reach 26000 upvotes.</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="https://images.hive.blog/60x60/http://hivebuzz.me/badges/postallweek.png"></td><td>You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.</td></tr>
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<sub>_You can view your badges on [your board](https://hivebuzz.me/@umuk) and compare yourself to others in the [Ranking](https://hivebuzz.me/ranking)_</sub>
<sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub>


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@investinthefutur · 
@kirstin denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@kirstin thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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@kirstin · 
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@umuk · 
Wie nennt man es, wenn sich zwei Blondinen Strohballen zuwerfen? – Gedankenaustausch!

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