umuk - und sein Witze-Stammtisch by umuk

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deutsch · @umuk · Oct 2 '22

$1.81

umuk - und sein Witze-Stammtisch

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### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten


#### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz!

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Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen!

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Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen!

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Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte!







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<sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub>

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# SATIRE

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umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs:

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## NETZFUNDE


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<sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub>
 
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<sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub>





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@burn950 · Oct 3 '22

!WITZ

👍 lolz.pimp

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@lolzbot · Oct 3 '22

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@hivebuzz · Oct 3 '22

Congratulations @umuk! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s):

<table><tr><td><img src="https://images.hive.blog/60x60/http://hivebuzz.me/badges/postallweek.png"></td><td>You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.</td></tr>
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<sub>_You can view your badges on [your board](https://hivebuzz.me/@umuk) and compare yourself to others in the [Ranking](https://hivebuzz.me/ranking)_</sub>
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@investinthefutur · Oct 2 '22

@kirstin denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@kirstin thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>

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@kirstin · Oct 2 '22

„Es gäbe genug Geld, genug Arbeit, genug zu essen, wenn wir die Reichtümer der Welt richtig verteilen würden, statt uns zu Sklaven starrer Wirtschaftsdoktrinen oder -traditionen zu machen. Vor allem aber dürfen wir nicht zulassen, dass unsere Gedanken und Bemühungen von konstruktiver Arbeit abgehalten und für die Vorbereitung eines neuen Krieges missbraucht werden.“
―Albert Einstein

!invest_vote

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