<center> ![umuk.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbodkwxygxS6xayqffKf3EZAp5HLaPrbYZTGZNa1HzV96/umuk.jpg) ### Diesen Stammtisch kann kein Regime verbieten #### Zu einer Stammtischrunde gehört neben Bier und anderen alkoholischen Getränken, wie beispielsweise Wein, auch der eine oder andere Witz! <b> Genau um diese - für jede Kneipe elementaren Dinge - soll es hier gehen! <p> Erzählt in einem Kommentar euren Lieblingswitz und lasst euch mit reichlich BEER , PIZZA oder LOL belohnen! <p> Als bester Witzeerzähler darf sich der feiern lassen, der die meisten entsprechenden Calls erhalten konnte! <p> <sub><sub><b>Die Aufrufe die für den Wirt getätigt werden zählen selbstverständlich nicht für den Wettbewerb!</b> :-)</sub></sub> <p> <br> # SATIRE <br> <><><><><><><> <p> <br> umuk beteiligt sich mit seinen Fundstücken - außerhalb des Wettbewerbs: <p> <br> <> <p> ## NETZFUNDE <p> <p> <> <p> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmZpxsdBSXmCseWs8FaKdGyJypqyW2fMUTGfk1ERyKsxp7/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmQYujSvV5LYSrKAxhpHcBxUKp4umFLkoxmwzLrBdNczyf/grafik.png) <> ![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmT5KKTJBrCrZzKkkwck2DKfjuKdPtQ8t6eAsBW23SC5jc/grafik.png) <><><><><><><><> <sub><sub>***Je höher die Votepower, umso höher die Upvotes und auch die Kuration! Die Kuration wiederum erhöht - durch die Steigerung der HP - die Votepower von umuk. Also ein Kreislauf, der umuk immer stärker werden lässt!***</sub</sub> <p> <sub><sub>Überschüssige Votepower wird zum Kuratieren verwendet, hier werden dann ausgewählte Beiträge gevotet, um nicht auf die Kurations-Belohnung verzichten zu müssen.</sub></sub> </b> </center>
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!WITZ
author | burn950 |
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<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>Was macht ein Pirat am Computer?<br>Er drückt die Enter-Taste. </strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@werkseber">werkseber</a></sub><br>@umuk, ich habe dir im Namen von @burn950 einen <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> Token gesendet<br>Verwende den Befehl <strong>!WITZ</strong> oder <strong>!LOOL</strong>, um einen Witz und ein <a href="https://hive-engine.com/?p=market&t=LOLZ">$LOLZ</a> zu teilen.<br><br>Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. <a href='https://peakd.com/@lolztoken/introducing-lolz-defi-now-you'>Learn more.</a><br>.(2/4)</center></p>
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<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/VDg3S7W.gif"></a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> @umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (4/4) and will start the voting trail. In addition, @umuk gets !WEED from @hiq.redaktion. ![](https://i.imgur.com/plMUJVK.png) <sub>For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/25Fp5wBvQa). And don't forget to vote [HiQs fucking Witness!](https://vote.hive.uno/@hiq.witness) 😻</sub> </div>
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@kirstin denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!<br>@kirstin thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !<br>
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Fritzchen fragt seine Mutter: „Mutti, darf ich ins Schwimmbad? Heute wird das Ein-Meter-Brett eröffnet.“ Sagt die Mutter: „Aber klar.“ Kommt Fritzchen mit einem gebrochenen Bein nach Hause. Fragt Fritzchen am nächsten Tag: „Mutti, darf ich nochmal ins Schwimmbad heute wird das Drei-Meter-Brett eröffnet.“ Sagt die Mutter: „Wenn Du heute besser aufpasst… Von mir aus!“ Kommt Fritzchen mit einem zweiten gebrochenen Bein zurück. Fragt Fritzchen am nächsten Tag: „Mutti, darf ich heute wieder ins Schwimmbad?“ Darauf die Mutter: „Nein, nachdem was alles passiert ist!“ „Och menno, ausgerechnet heute, wo das Wasser eingelassen wird.“ !invest_vote
author | kirstin |
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Der Standesbeamte fragt eine Mutter: „Sind Sie sicher, dass Sie Ihre Tochter Claire nennen wollen, Frau Grube?“ !hiqvote
author | umuk |
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<div class="pull-left">https://i.imgur.com/OvRZXxf.gif</div><div><h1>@umuk!</h1>@hiq.smartbot passed you the virtual joint!<br><sub>If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP</sub></div>
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