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"Game of Throngs: Disinter Shortcoming!" Comedy Open Mic Round #37 by vimukti-ananda

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"Game of Throngs: Disinter Shortcoming!" Comedy Open Mic Round #37
<h2>Check <i>Fallen Angels'</i> Yield Spread...</h2>(Parody Experiment, inspired by [a song](https://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8) and [this](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/fallenangel.asp))
<h3>Upvote, Curate...
Does Steem Power compensate Yield Rate?
All Whales know
Best Bots with profit flow,
When to Sell or Hold.
'Cause I've been told
Bot-Curation lets them win ten-fold.
So when I try to Earn my bread,
While STEEM is not yet dead,
I'm careful where I tread — 
Stake "Fallen Angels" instead...<br><br>

And let Sky fall - I'll show my rejection
of any hasty action
in this Game of Throng.
Curation Toll — 
However it may slake me,
I know it won't make me
to sell my heart and soul.
Luck won't flake me...
till "Fallen Angels" embed.<br>
Week after week
STEEM rewards keep flow in steady streak.
I book a bot
to increase return on each Upvote.
As my wallet grows, 
My ROI getting close — 
My Love isn't dead
for "Fallen Angels" Yield Spread.<br>

Rewards though small from Manual Curation — 
I learn Content Creation, 
such skill will last lifelong.
Space-time wormhole 
however it may shake me,
I know will never make me
become forsaken thrall.
My fate will take me
to "Fallen Angels' Homestead".</h3>

<center>![Fallen Angel statue in Madrid](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcXbwWpKTaErHAismfuwRve2tvaxYNKfUo8MedGpUQ4Bp/image.png)
([source](http://www.comunidad.madrid/en/cultura/patrimonio-cultural/ruta-fuentes-monumentales-madrilenas))</center>
<center>
<div class="pull-left"><center><img src="https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNqYhrCh1yzV7iSAHWEM9BSXs29UaTgXfLxx469N1DLoR/image.png"/><br><a href="https://www.rarebookcellar.com/pages/books/117606/edward-i-altman-scott-a-nammacher/investing-in-junk-bonds-inside-the-high-yield-debt-market">source</a></center></div>
"<b>Steem is an Experiment</b> <i>designed to address challenges in the Cryptocurrency and Social Media industries by combining the best aspects of both...</i>" (Whitepaper)<br><br>

[What is a Junk Bond?](https://youtu.be/JVv1vdmxSR4?t=1m59s)
[What is a High Yield Bond?](https://youtu.be/8ejY7GK3sfg?t=1m11s)
[What are Fallen Angel Bonds?](https://youtu.be/X4vqN4u6hNE?t=4m51s)
[Junk Bonds: Not Worth the Risk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTg7DT3xdNc)
<br>
</center>

<center>![Fallen Angel fountain  in Madrid](https://farm7.static.flickr.com/6098/6333238104_8a62271590_b.jpg)
([source](https://www.flickr.com/photos/conall/6314703789/))</center><br>

<center>![Fountain of the Fallen Angel](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/AngelCaido.jpg)
([source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuente_del_%C3%81ngel_Ca%C3%ADdo))</center>

I Nominate for COM Contest these 2 persons:
@simplymike
@waybeyondpadthai
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@ange.nkuru ·
Nice entry @vimukti-ananda, but you also remember to nominate 2 other people to join in.

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)
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@vimukti-ananda ·
alright, done! :)
although am still not sure whatever that means or how it works.
had some brief chat with @belemo (in Discord) who explained to me a bit.
since you were not there at that moment. anyway... I suppose this part is accomplished too...
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@belemo ·
Lol yup. Your entry has been added. You can make more entries. Also note that @amirtheawesome1 accepts nudes as bribes, I have a feeling he's judging this entry
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@comedyschool ·
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Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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@curationkiwi ·
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@lordbutterfly ·
Thats actually quite funny. :D
You should check out @comedyopenmic and give it a shot. We have a lot of fun there and the rewards are nice.
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@vimukti-ananda ·
Ok, I'll check it out :)
although not sure I can sing it myself well enough.
(as I can understand that's what "mic" part implies)
but Fun is certainly something everyone likes and enjoys. :D
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@lordbutterfly ·
No its just comedy. What ever you want it to be. No singing involved. ☺
You can enter this one. Just add a tag comedy openmic and add in title comedy openmic week 37
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