<html> <p><img src="https://s25.postimg.org/ayfavx967/book_419589_1920.jpg" width="1105" height="800"/></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p> <h1> The Peculiar Keyboard<br> A Short Story<br> by whatsup - Created With Plot Generator.</h1> <p>NewUser was thinking about GoodWhale again. GoodWhale was a nefarious giant with Pretty fingers and Gross butt. NewUser walked over to the window and reflected on her rambunctious surroundings. </p> <p>She had always loved shiny SteemIt with its brainy, bulbous Blogs. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel elated. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather some<em>one</em>. It was the a nefarious figure of GoodWhale . </p> <p>NewUser gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a generous, helpful, whiskey drinker with Big fingers and oily butt. Her friends saw her as a stagnant, slimy saint. Once, she had even brought a round old lady back from the brink of death. But not even a generous person who had once brought a round old lady back from the brink of death, was prepared for what GoodWhale had in store today. </p> <p>The storm teased like rampaging whales, making NewUser calm. NewUser grabbed a peculiar keyboard that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers. As NewUser stepped outside and GoodWhale came closer, she could see the putrid glint in her eye. </p> <p>"Look NewUser," growled GoodWhale, with a compassionate glare that reminded NewUser of nefarious dolphins. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want Vote. You owe me 1780 Steem." </p> <p>NewUser looked back, even more calm and still fingering the peculiar keyboard. "GoodWhale, I love you," she replied. They looked at each other with depressed feelings, like two miniature, mutated minnows typing at a very cowardly SteemFest 2020, which had raggae music playing in the background and two special uncles raving to the beat. </p> <p>NewUser regarded GoodWhale's Pretty fingers and Gross butts. "I don't have the funds ..." she lied. </p> <p>GoodWhale glared. </p> <p>"Do you want me to shove that peculiar keyboard where the sun don't shine?"</p> <p>NewUser promptly remembered her generous and helpful values. "Actually, I do have the funds," she admitted. She reached into her pockets. "Here's what I owe you." GoodWhale looked perplexed, her wallet blushing like a motionless, many mouse. Then GoodWhale came inside for a nice glass of whiskey. </p> <p>THE END </p> <p><br></p> <p><a href=" http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/y53dukp/peculiar-keyboard.html"> http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/y53dukp/peculiar-keyboard.html</a> </p> <p><img src="https://s25.postimg.org/w6szdcnn3/2017_03_17.png" width="1280" height="686"/></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p>The story is generated by the standard, type a name, adjective, etc. I used a lot of Steem words in the generator to attempt to make it more interesting. The site has lot's of fun options, so feel free to play with it. <br> <br> </p> <p><br></p> </html>
| author | whatsup |
|---|---|
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-03-17 23:28:12 |
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| seth-krings | 0 | 155,542,298 | 100% | ||
| technology | 0 | 403,900,953 | 100% | ||
| fyrstikken | 0 | 52,675,935,727 | 3% | ||
| auction | 0 | 97,710,299 | 100% | ||
| grey580 | 0 | 15,367,525,555 | 100% | ||
| bacchist | 0 | 108,010,612,359 | 100% | ||
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| asmolokalo | 0 | 21,384,424,063 | 10% | ||
| knircky | 0 | 486,399,019,296 | 100% | ||
| steem1653 | 0 | 2,551,198,558 | 90% | ||
| bobbylee | 0 | 345,049,791,193 | 100% | ||
| inertia | 0 | 240,790,058,246 | 100% | ||
| rouketas | 0 | 58,837,720 | 100% | ||
| thylbom | 0 | 139,020,093,104 | 100% | ||
| ubg | 0 | 589,122,921 | 3% | ||
| clonewarz | 0 | 8,359,520,105 | 100% | ||
| claudiop63 | 0 | 26,687,707,903 | 100% | ||
| greymass | 0 | 32,169,646,227 | 100% | ||
| dirty.hera | 0 | 111,583,194 | 100% | ||
| craigslist | 0 | 521,123,839 | 100% | ||
| toxichan | 0 | 7,632,298,816 | 100% | ||
| kurtbeil | 0 | 98,353,243,617 | 100% | ||
| d3nv3r | 0 | 2,756,527,805 | 50% | ||
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| steemradio | 0 | 719,511,801 | 100% | ||
| neptun | 0 | 130,439,259,216 | 100% | ||
| sethlinson | 0 | 3,537,047,267 | 20% | ||
| hilarski | 0 | 52,474,664,166 | 20% | ||
| shadowspub | 0 | 28,942,758,232 | 100% | ||
| ats-david | 0 | 335,478,277,259 | 100% | ||
| runridefly | 0 | 5,638,350,612 | 16% | ||
| l0k1 | 0 | 104,434,328,583 | 100% | ||
| edgarsart | 0 | 48,368,641,774 | 100% | ||
| ebargains | 0 | 34,978,267,551 | 100% | ||
| richardjuckes | 0 | 37,409,094,152 | 100% | ||
| allyouneedtoknow | 0 | 30,107,497,865 | 100% | ||
| littlescribe | 0 | 18,420,023,864 | 100% | ||
| burnin | 0 | 15,930,064,242 | 100% | ||
| bestoftherest | 0 | 4,712,309,713 | 100% | ||
| whatsup | 0 | 44,630,996,319 | 100% | ||
| jeanviete | 0 | 1,322,130,922 | 100% | ||
| paxmagnus | 0 | 23,119,271,511 | 100% | ||
| rynow | 0 | 16,723,418,925 | 100% | ||
| michelle.gent | 0 | 178,650,479,848 | 100% | ||
| thegame | 0 | 416,810,208 | 10% | ||
| surpassinggoogle | 0 | 8,189,945,724 | 100% | ||
| steembets | 0 | 318,202,029 | 10% | ||
| thesteemawards | 0 | 338,235,021 | 20% | ||
| ninkhisibir | 0 | 4,195,122,806 | 100% | ||
| viktorcapulet | 0 | 62,190,467 | 30% | ||
| steem-meme | 0 | 1,927,299,730 | 20% | ||
| lakshmi | 0 | 1,428,628,617 | 100% | ||
| sunscape | 0 | 10,510,064,893 | 20% | ||
| giantbear | 0 | 34,216,300,571 | 100% | ||
| stray | 0 | 22,628,782,319 | 100% | ||
| supergoodliving | 0 | 31,779,115,174 | 100% | ||
| missk | 0 | 2,023,776,464 | 100% | ||
| steemland.com | 0 | 318,272,387 | 10% | ||
| sqube | 0 | 2,978,913,961 | 1% | ||
| trans-juanmi | 0 | 4,262,738,523 | 60% | ||
| artemisnorth | 0 | 2,348,792,681 | 100% | ||
| nikflossus | 0 | 44,487,634,385 | 100% | ||
| jonathanxvi | 0 | 5,074,339,616 | 100% | ||
| fosho | 0 | 242,487,978 | 40% | ||
| steemspoker | 0 | 8,337,076,900 | 100% | ||
| steemprentice | 0 | 8,021,812,327 | 30% | ||
| blackchen | 0 | 34,638,935,966 | 100% | ||
| reisman | 0 | 1,947,797,766 | 100% | ||
| helicopter | 0 | 677,636,548 | 100% | ||
| writingamigo | 0 | 32,863,490,205 | 100% | ||
| juliosalas | 0 | 634,762,261 | 60% | ||
| kyra-kristian | 0 | 110,804,518 | 100% | ||
| throughtheglass | 0 | 4,760,460,452 | 70% | ||
| jphenderson | 0 | 174,304,201 | 30% | ||
| tamersameeh | 0 | 572,691,288 | 100% | ||
| pitterpatter | 0 | 3,823,019,456 | 50% | ||
| steemnews24 | 0 | 84,611,237 | 100% | ||
| zkalemiss | 0 | 2,467,009,416 | 100% | ||
| fbechstein | 0 | 5,671,371,455 | 100% | ||
| smalltalk | 0 | 415,165,982 | 10% | ||
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| michaelnonso | 0 | 123,132,656 | 100% | ||
| shaunmza | 0 | 7,478,852,194 | 90% | ||
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| mestyz | 0 | 91,167,183 | 100% | ||
| steemfeed | 0 | 3,215,950,025 | 100% | ||
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| evildeathcore | 0 | 802,504,753 | 100% | ||
| marjuki95 | 0 | 83,684,888 | 100% | ||
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| author | pitterpatter |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-whatsup-a-steemy-story-written-with-plot-generator-i-amused-myself-with-this-today-20170317t235206738z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"image":["https://steemitimages.com/DQmR9A6XqbNgPz62Yu5KZ1ci9EVxU6848hmB9kM9bnUVnoi/giphy%20(6).gif"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
| created | 2017-03-17 23:51:57 |
| last_update | 2017-03-17 23:51:57 |
| depth | 1 |
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| root_title | "A Steemy Story Written With Plot Generator - I Amused Myself With This Today" |
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