Chirp Chirp by whatsup

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funny · @whatsup · Apr 18 '17 (edited)

$0.36

Chirp Chirp

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<p>&nbsp;When you think you have changed the batteries in all the Fire Alarms in the house, but somewhere in the house is a fire alarm making a random chirp.</p>
<p>&nbsp;Arrrrg.&nbsp;</p>
<p>It will not chirp when I am standing by it.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I almost think I am being punked.&nbsp;</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><img src="https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/keep-calm-and-chirp-chirp-on.jpg" width="600" height="700"/></p>
<p>Edited to add my "naked vote" is now back up to 1 cent. &nbsp;Reward pool climbing and Price up. &nbsp;</p>
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@lakshmi · Apr 18 '17

$0.19

I know that sound!

👍 pharesim, whatsup

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@screenname · Apr 18 '17

Re: Chirp Chirp

<p>This post has been ranked within the top 50 most undervalued posts in the first half of Apr 18. We estimate that this post is undervalued by $1.27 as compared to a scenario in which every voter had an equal say.</p> 
<p>See the full rankings and details in <a href="https://steemit.com/curation/@screenname/the-daily-tribune-most-undervalued-posts-of-apr-18---part-i">The Daily Tribune: Apr 18 - Part I</a>. You can also read about some of our methodology, data analysis and technical details in <a href="https://steemit.com/curation/@screenname/introducing-the-daily-tribune-most-undervalued-posts-of-nov-04---part-i">our initial post</a>.</p>
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