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haha omg... laughing over so much in #4 - really funny, great post.

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Thanks for the advice. 

I used to have no luck at the ladies. I still don't, but now I blame my hairy arse rather than my manners.

Thanks :)

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The fact that dick pics aren't even mentioned makes me suspicious of this advice.