![Picsart_23-03-24_12-08-14-085.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/writermaximus/AKREMco2v4EYc2itr2MntwHuCX6rUjRKgBzZxQepCwJj7yJyZdyo6UP6xvivzJb.jpg) *Made with PicsArt* Writing is a fundamental part of life. Everyone in their lives have written at one point in time, whether it's something as simple as your name or as complex as a mathematics exam. In fact, everyone here on hive is a writer. But, There are levels to this writing thing. Just as a child playing football on the street cannot be compared to Messi or Ronaldo, so a writer cannot be compared to a PROFESSIONAL writer. Who then is a professional writer? Well A professional writer is someone that writes for a living. Or, to put it plainly, it's someone that needs to write to survive. To us, writing is a hobby. To them, writing is life. Good examples of professional writers are Shakespeare, JK Rowling (Harry Potter) and Snoop Dogg. Now I know a lot of us on this platform are interested in upgrading our status from writer to PROFESSIONAL writer. But it is not an easy path. Good thing I'm here to guide you๐ Now by no means am I a professional writer. No, I'm far too lazy for that. But you know what I'm not lazy for... *โจUNNECESSARY RESEARCHโจ* I have nobly taken it upon myself again at the request of absolutely nobody, to look into this matter. I have gathered knowledge that no one asked me to gather for the sakes of the future Shakespeares reading this. And I believe I have come to a logical set of steps that can help you to reach that goal of pro writer. So make sure you grab your pens, laptops, feathers or whatever you use to write and pay close attention. It's time for the breakdown. ![26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqwtpNwDpGjEeTGazUPgVtYcoFGeTice28nrRRTwJZAwGC47HgcQ8LbnA895RwiAujDC6ASwwvnA2obo2jkxfpWMFTkfnwofeu9aEPfxwu1d4gn2.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/writermaximus/EoGvX4fhJ1SGxeevBYgXUzijp71icR5jS9vkFA24v9YekRJ9iQEcyJnCfnkiAKuKvMi.png) # <center>STEPS TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL WRITER</center> ## *1. BE DEPRESSED* ![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/FDFpYFev8ggAAAAC/just-vidman-depression.gif) There's a correlation between depression and great literature. Some of the greatest writers in history were extremely depressed. And that's just how it is. If you want to be a professional writer, you have no time to waste on silly emotions like joy and hope. If you're happy, you'll probably want to go outside and again life. And everyone knows professional writers don't do that. Pro Writers stay at home all day, writing and feeling sorry for themselves. And depression helps with that. ## *2. REPLACE ALL DRINKS WITH COFFEE* ![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/m6fLL-am2CUAAAAC/coffee-lovecoffee.gif) The best time for inspiration is usually in the middle of the night, like 3am time, where normal people are asleep. But pro writers are not normal people, they have to be awake to tap into that inspiration. If you keep drinking lame drinks like water and soda, how will you stay awake. The only drink you should be concerned about as a pro writer is the brown nectar, liquid energy, the elixir of life.... COFFEE. With coffee, you'll be awake and sleep deprived enough to get as much inspiration as you need. ## *3. DO THE MOST UNNECESSARY RESEARCH* Now this one I have in the bag ๐ The art of unnecessary research is a tricky one. You need to be able to find the balance between pointless information and useless facts. For example, Did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow? Now you know. Will I ever use this information... No Is it taking up valuable space in my brain... Yes. But it's a sacrifice professional writers have to make. ## *4. HAVE CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT* So you want to be a professional writer and you believe in yourself? You're hilarious. If you believe in yourself, you become too confident and if you become too confident, you become less careful in reviewing your work. You'd think you're the King, meanwhile you're just the stable boy. Pro Writers do not believe in themselves, they usually just have someone that loves their work. Any little compliment they receive, boom, they cling to the person like Facebook clings to your personal information. ## *5. SEEK VALIDATION FROM PEOPLE* You want to be a Pro writer and you don't care what people think? Who is gonna read your work?? You better care. And remember, if someone doesn't like your work, it's your fault and you suck. ## *6. HAVE NO FRIENDS* ![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/-P-xeHYEY9QAAAAC/sad-pablo-lonely.gif) Professional writers don't need friends, they have the voices in their heads. ## *7. GET REPLACED BY BETTER TALENT* Writing is very competitive, especially when there's money involved. Newer and better writers are emerging and the worst thing is... they're young... So people will probably kick your old ass away in favor of fresh talent. As a writer, you can always be replaced, except Snoop Dogg, no one can replace him. I mean, have you seen these lyrics: *Slow down Slow your role, junior Slow down, slow down (slow down) Slow your role, junior* [Source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.musixmatch.com/&ved=2ahUKEwiLwNynjvT9AhW7iv0HHR-zAOgQ5s4FegQIDBAC&usg=AOvVaw3FKm5HB8x0MfUAU7faHvg2) If that's not lyrical genius, I don't know what is. And there you have it folks, the infallible and reliable process to becoming a professional writer. Now of course there are some small things like "write daily" or "learn new words" or "read every day" But those are not that important. The truly important things are what I listed above. As long as you follow them, you'll be a professional writer in no time at all. But in case you're not feeling too inspired by the steps listed, I have taken it upon myself to collect some of the most inspiring quotes by some of the greatest professional writers out there. I'm pretty sure once you read these, you'll definitely be determined to go professional with this writing. Enjoy! ![26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqwtpNwDpGjEeTGazUPgVtYcoFGeTice28nrRRTwJZAwGC47HgcQ8LbnA895RwiAujDC6ASwwvnA2obo2jkxfpWMFTkfnwofeu9aEPfxwu1d4gn2.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/writermaximus/EoGvX4fhJ1SGxeevBYgXUzijp71icR5jS9vkFA24v9YekRJ9iQEcyJnCfnkiAKuKvMi.png) - *"I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days. I've cried a few times, but mostly I'm empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell."* **by Jennifer Niven - Author of All the Bright Places** - *โYou see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.โ* **by F. Scott Fitzgerald - Author of The Great Gatsby** - *"I bear the dungeon within me; within me is winter, ice, and despair; I have darkness in my soul."* **by Victor Hugo - Author of The Hunchback of Notre-Dame** - *"That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward."* **by Ernest Hemingway - Author of The Old Man and the Sea** - *"To perceive is to suffer."* **by Aristotle** ![26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqwtpNwDpGjEeTGazUPgVtYcoFGeTice28nrRRTwJZAwGC47HgcQ8LbnA895RwiAujDC6ASwwvnA2obo2jkxfpWMFTkfnwofeu9aEPfxwu1d4gn2.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/writermaximus/EoGvX4fhJ1SGxeevBYgXUzijp71icR5jS9vkFA24v9YekRJ9iQEcyJnCfnkiAKuKvMi.png) As you can see, writers are happy, well adjusted and never depressed. So following this path is definitely the right choice. So to all the upcoming professionals reading this... Good luck. ![Picsart_23-03-24_08-59-14-843.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/writermaximus/AKs4yJAScqMpuL87noVnnUQrxeQaKMCE7f2qQSpCGMYd5Wav2FBcL9WHN5qim4j.jpg) *Made with PicsArt* Thank you for reading. Stay buzzing, Maximusโ๐พ
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> Did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow? Don't tell us you actually tried that when boredom hit you? Well, thanks for the information even though it's useless
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> Don't tell us you actually tried that when boredom hit you? Of course I didn't try it when boredom hit me.... I tried it for scientific purposes๐ > Well, thanks for the information even though it's useless You're truly welcome. Plenty more to come๐
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All this calls for sacrifice. Imagine, few days ago, I didn't have enough sleep and my doctor is already complaining. Ahh, let me do what works best for me instead of kicking off in the name of prof. Tho, thank God we don't even enjoy coffee here
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ Being a professional is not for the weak > Tho, thank God we don't even enjoy coffee here Na fearless and predator we dey take for here๐๐๐
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My dear, see me see prof. Awwwwch, even malt and milk follow.
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I've already done most of these, but I thank you for this refresher course. I had been trying to figure out why I was struggling to write lately, and it's #2. I cut back on my coffee, and I've been getting a good night's sleep. I don't think I'm ready to sacrifice my sleep for a career right now, so I guess I'll just keep randomly posting to Hive.
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> I cut back on my coffee, and I've been getting a good night's sleep. You shame all writers. How dare you live a healthy life ๐ > I don't think I'm ready to sacrifice my sleep for a career right now, so I guess I'll just keep randomly posting to Hive. I can't believe you'd choose taking care of yourself over being a professional writer. You were so close! ![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/oCpWvfU7pikAAAAC/star-warrs-obi-wan.gif)
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If only the path had been so clear to me in my younger days, when I was much more interested in self harm!
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Nope๐ I didn't just see snoop Dogg in the list of professional writers. Now I can't unsee that. Me on my way to cut off all my friends as I begin my journey into professionalism๐ถโโ๏ธ...(they don't know what's coming ๐) A 23 y/o professional writer that looks like my mom's dad? Nahh, I'd pass๐
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Snoop Dogg deserves to be in this list! I mean, just think of all the time and effort he had to put into the lyric: "Snoooooooooooooooooooo................OOOOP!" That shizzle's fo' rizzle. ๐คฃ
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>just think of all the time and effort he had to put into the lyric: "Snoooooooooooooooooooo................OOOOP!" That shizzle's fo' rizzle. ๐คฃ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Crazy๐๐๐
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> Nope๐ I didn't just see snoop Dogg in the list of professional writers. Now I can't unsee that. Man's a lyrical genius ๐๐พ > Me on my way to cut off all my friends as I begin my journey into professionalism๐ถโโ๏ธ...(they don't know what's coming ๐) Atta girl ๐๐๐ You're doing the right thing > A 23 y/o professional writer that looks like my mom's dad? Nahh, I'd pass๐ Do you want youth... or power!๐ค๐ค
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No doubt, he's a lyrical genius ๐ Can't a youngster acquire power๐คง
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