Excerpts From the Literal Colloquial Dictionary by wrongjohn

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funny · @wrongjohn · Oct 12 '17

$2.55

Excerpts From the Literal Colloquial Dictionary

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Feeling blue = touching a Smurf inappropriately

Go nuts = strike hard where it hurts

Funny fucker = person who cracks jokes during sexual intercourse

My way or the highway = my plan is bad, let's take drugs

Let's hang out = let's go get arrested for indecent exposure

👍 tumutanzi, reneenouveau, johleen, bombasticadept, kirstyelms, ubg, freedomno1

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@kirstyelms · Oct 12 '17

Great post 👌😜 xxx

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@wrongjohn · Oct 12 '17

Which part did you like the best?

👍 bombasticadept

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@bombasticadept · Oct 13 '17

$0.05

They were all pretty good. I particularly like the last two, though.

👍 wrongjohn, bombasticadept

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