Let's Play a Game by wwwiebe

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hive-123585 · @wwwiebe · May 15 '22

$20.75

Let's Play a Game

Alright fellow babies! It's Sunday once again, and you know that means! Yes, that's right my beautiful trove of Hiveians, it's time for another edition of *The Love Doctor!*

![The Love Doctor.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/wwwiebe/AJg6nZ17KQBgAXZGmpP7d5mFMD7ovcdsUrmhNG3bZSjvTToH6mE4pHdzAjJCq9F.png)

Today I've decided to do something new and play a game with you all, instead of dispensing my usual platter of device and love-wisdom. The other day, while padding through the kitchen to prepare a wonderful concoction of mouth-watering vittles, I got to thinking just how multi-purpose kitchen utensils might be and, further, I got to wondering just how many of you might be able to identify a kitchen utensil when you see it. Sure, I'm thinking that *all* of you are *positive* you can tell a kitchen utensil on sight, but I'm not so sure. So I decided that this week we ought to play a game.

**Kitchen Utensil or Sex Toy**

Yes, I gathered a total of three items which I will present below, and it will be up to you to determine if each item is a *kitchen utensil* or a *sex toy*. Ready? Let's begin.

*Item 1*

![20220508_155958.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/wwwiebe/EoGyuLAoExSKJHyM8UsTLoYeZ38vmW5GUCZ8Tez3mrXPmyxyRF93eW7uyf434wBboZF.jpg)

Kitchen utensil or sex toy?

We're starting off easy. This first of three items is *definitely* a sex toy, and it's use is obvious: it's a paddle, with which to.. well.. to paddle. *smack*

*Item 2*

![20220508_155942.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/wwwiebe/23xVMPPqWcy8tDzPXKW5VKonPP2a65rbnYG7XNyS8hRqtd6ZgetLwkHZ2TwtvUeiTxzSZ.jpg)

Kitchen utensil or sex toy?

This one can go both ways, but mostly this one is, still, a sex toy. Perhaps not a *toy* in the traditional sense, but a *sex object*. Think of body paints, fellow babies. Or spreading whipped cream. Yes.

How are you doing? One out of two? *Two out of two*?? Our third item of the game is coming up next.

*Item 3*

![20220508_154918.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/wwwiebe/23xVM1FxGTLPa3DUsvuFn472tiVpVAf1DeKPKkkQQLUpFsjg9cgiReoz7hPNBtfs4nYdy.jpg)

Kitchen utensil or sex toy?

This one, my great peeps, lies firmly in the kitchen. This is a Ninja juicer utensil used to push the fruit down the juicer to the mashing and juicing mechanisms. Really, I thought this one was the most obvious of all three.

So how did you do? Don't be ashamed; don't be embarrassed. Let me know in the comments how many you got right!

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**About Me**

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Sometimes photographer. Wannabe author. Game designer. Nerd.
General all around problem-solver and creative type.
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Creator of *What I Learned Today* Hive community: https://peakd.com/c/hive-131257/created

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@becca-mac · May 16 '22

$1.04

Image one: Weird sex toy.
Image two: Weird sex toy
Image three: See above

Now, I'll explain their uses. Umm, actually not.

This was a funny post. Great idea. 

Becca 💗

👍 galenkp

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@wwwiebe · May 18 '22

Hahaha. I left out the egg beater and lemon squeezer. I got to thinking about them and found myself thinking, *ouch*.

Thank you!

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@becca-mac · May 18 '22

Yes, I think it's best those two items are left out of the mix altogether. 🙃

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@galenkp · May 16 '22

I got them all right bro...but only if all three are sex toys.

I'd really like to leave my descriptions and uses for all three of these sex toys but I'll refrain from doing so...Nah screw it...Here's my censored version. 

1. Can't say on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
2. There was this one time when...
3. No comment at all.

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@wwwiebe · May 18 '22

You and I think the same way. Item 3 was actually what started my mind going even deeper into the gutter and.. well... I suppose at least I refrained from sharing cleaning supplies, such as a vacuum cleaner, or bucket.

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@galenkp · May 18 '22

Lol...I think you're right; I assume you can totally imagine what I would have written in points 1 to 3.<div class="pull-right"><a href="/@hive.engage">![](https://i.imgur.com/XsrNmcl.png)</a></div>

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@gangstalking · May 15 '22

5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

👎 spaminator

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@ninahaskin · May 19 '22

Very clever! @wwwiebe😀😅😂
Whenever possible I enjoy replying using songs / lyrics:


🎶 Akon - "Smack That" 🎶
https://youtu.be/bKDdT_nyP54

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@wwwiebe · May 20 '22

Thank you! The kitchen is full of .. ahem.. wonderful items. 😏

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