<div class="text-justify"> ![20220705_093530_0000.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/zyzymena/23uR37CoUwNNbxK6QjU3QbQVYMmZngrvBhLQ3xpqNib82z7rg86k6Z6Eu7voWKfqFVfr4.png) Honestly, it takes great patience to live in Lagos. I used to think patience is not one of my virtues until I moved to Lagos. Now I think Patience is my middle name, my parents just didn't remember to add it to my list of names. ![3o7bubIej8RlCWTdVm (3).gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/zyzymena/EpNoRWR2iUTtdFqXFF52bHAZsRuxxfBLjTT4yMxVcKHDCV7VhWjGFoq5LYvCzvtJWjK.gif) [Giphy](https://giphy.com/gifs/trippy-retro-weird-3o7bubIej8RlCWTdVm) You see, Lagos traffic can humble you. You'll be seeing where you are going to but you are not reaching it . No wonder people that board public transport in Lagos are slim. Who needs a gym when you can trek to work on a heavy traffic day? Apart from teaching you how to be patient, Lagos traffic forces you to bond. That's how I boarded a bus going to work and before I arrived, I had given relationship counseling to a man who suspects his girlfriend is cheating with his pastor. Dear men, If you want to cheat in Lagos, do not make an attempt to carry her in your car because if you get stuck in traffic, you are definitely getting caught. Women have a funny way of telling their friend that the husband is cheating. ![l3vR2NcAVb9nhBoEE.gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/zyzymena/243qTWD5xhvWhYQujnYL7r6rXyJYa3qzx7JU7KpARRxEJxyJDURmAywoVwHtDCtGZMUCo.gif) [Giphy](https://giphy.com/gifs/charmladonna-l3vR2NcAVb9nhBoEE) Once they see you, they will pick up their phone and call your wife. The conversation will go thus: Woman in Traffic: "Merit my friend, you saw me inside this Lagos traffic and you could not even ask me to wait so you'll pick me up. Is it because your husband is the one driving? Merit: Me? No o, you must be mistaken. I'm at home and my husband is at work. Woman in Traffic: Why are you lying. Is your husband not driving a red SUV? Merit: Yes! Yes that's the car he took to work. Woman in Traffic: Are you not the one in front of the car dressed in blue with a red weavon, wearing a red lipstick and placing your left hand on his shoulders? Infact, wait let me even snap and send you a picture since you are arguing with me and click! Picture taken. ![dQ4W6RyCTahi0 (1).gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/zyzymena/23wqkHK4E7XVTM6a2CjncXaG6K1kApjX5duUyaKZ9oGodZwGTbsRVen48B8HnZXTRrLjY.gif) [Giphy](https://giphy.com/gifs/excited-cell-phone-suprised-dQ4W6RyCTahi0) Talking about women, we are beautiful creatures. Shout out to all beautiful women out there. If you are not beautiful, collect your shout out elsewhere. Women go through so much to look and smell good, you'd think they never fart. They say women's fart smell more than that of men. I don't know how true it is but the last time I ate beans before attending a house fellowship, my ass released so much air, the guy that was called to lead in songs shared grace instead. ![33Ea1Y5DId148Zo1YA (1).gif](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/zyzymena/23uFPUCD6btpA8GvmPSERinAM5HhHzXbDXwAhSvF9MpkrEJqhQCvw3GryBWJbbSEPTB1k.gif) [Giphy](https://giphy.com/gifs/mafs-married-at-first-sight-mafsau-mafsaus-33Ea1Y5DId148Zo1YA) I hardly fart and that's why it always embarrasses me. The other day at home, Ben farted and I was pissed that the sound interrupted my thought flow and I decided to retaliate. Instead of gas, I felt hot liquid with a familiar smell come out of me. It smelt like a baby's poo. Well, if it smells like poo then it's poo. So much for retaliation. Its interesting to go to people's houses. Not to fart of cos but you think you've seen it all until a drama unfolds. I visited my pastor's wife the other day and I heard her screaming at her daughter. You are a bad girl and I will spank you now. The girl replied, "Will you spank me the way daddy spanked you last night? I heard you telling him last night, "Spank me harder baby, I've been a very bad girl. Yes, spank me". We are still trying to resuscitate the mother.</div> Until i come your way again, keep laughing. This is my entry into [The COMedy Rumble.](https://ecency.com/hive-164166/@comedyopenmic/the-comedy-rumble-announcement-the-listnerds-edition--90-hive--50-hbd-and-more-in-rewards) I nominate @princessbusayo and @prechidi to come have some fun. <sub>Header image made with Canva</sub>
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ecency | 0 | 2,837,840,672,143 | 6.95% | ||
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Please resuscitate her, i have something more to add to what her daughter already said. Women can stylishly gossip ehnnnππ.. All I can say is , farting is good for all mankind
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Hahhahaha! We will resuscitate her so you can tell her what you want to tell herππ. Women and gossip, we have degree in it. Thanks for stopping by.
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Always a pleasureπππ
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Lagos life is not easy. This is why we hardly go to our home town. Traffic is one of the major thing in Lagos here. You said it right that women fart are always smelling. Oh..no...she has poo. Tell her to visit the toilet .. ![img_0.5119586322831264.jpg](https://images.ecency.com/DQmcWNBAorbbs7kHH8KPyAWcSbhVE1R1Ws3PWYwqPHMkNMT/img_0.5119586322831264.jpg) ***Logo is designed by my team for dreemport challenge***
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ππππ Oh my goodness. See logo design. I need to do one for my team. Wow
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@coquicoin you must see this. People are already having logos and banners.
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Hehehehehe.... Indeed we are....
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haha!! we need to do one for The Sassy Girls ππ
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Haha, you're good at writing funny sketches, LOL. Good thing you didn't tag me in this because I'm really bad at writing funny stuff like that, haha. Now to Dreemport, partner ;)
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Hahahaha! I haven't tagged you yet doesn't mean I wouldn't tag you. Don't think you can get off the hook so easily. I have seen your post and I have dropped a comment.
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LOLOL but I warn you that my skills for writing funny things are non-existent. π€£π€£
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That gender and aproco, they will diligently break a heartbreaking news to you. The fart contest is on, I hope Adoore as seen this too
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Hahahaha! Will you be the judge for the fart contest? π
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I will gladly take the role if you promise that I won't lose my life at the end of everything.
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https://media.tenor.com/images/31ef97524a57f16989304be72029dbe6/tenor.gif Ah, women, they are so good at that kind of thing. See explanations first, you go fear, hehe. https://media.tenor.com/images/a05e9ec178fb2e6930273d0111792720/tenor.gif Retaliation goes wrong, that was indeed really too much, hehe. https://media.tenor.com/images/89f40b8d4640f1e302526e2e6c8bd3d8/tenor.gif Oh my, are you sure the mother will recover? Even if she does, she won't be able to look at her daughter like she use to again, hahaha π. You are really funny sha. I can't wait to read the next round. So how's the challenge going, I can see you have overtaken me, that's so cool. But please how does that leader board work?
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Hahhahaha! Well I try to be funny but it's good to see that it actually makes you people laugh. I am hoping to come up with something funny again and I hope you find it funny ππ As for the leader board, I'm as clueless as you are. I think activities are added up or something but I see my points remaining the same so I am confused.
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Hehe, you're sure funny and I'm very sure the next one will be even funnier, hehehe, I can't wait. Hmm, I'm very very clueless. Is fine sha, it just feels good to be part of the best, hehehe.
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>they will pick up their phone and call your wife OMG . Than that man should be in big trouble when he will return homeππ. He will be able to see the heaven in this earth. In such kind of traffic jam it give me a feeling like reach to the destination by walking is more faster than by vehicle
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I pity that man because he can't even deny it. The wife has hard evidence against himππ. My dear sometimes I consider walking but then how long will you walk? It gets really tiring.
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>how long will you walk? I think bicycle can be the solution for this. π. Besides riding bicycle is good for our health also.
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Lagos traffic no be beans joor. The more you look the less you see. As regards farting, those farts that makes sound are better, at least you know the culprit. The silent one can make everyone a suspect. π€£.
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ππππ The Silent ones are the silent killers. They smell worse than the loud ones. I don't think the loud ones smell at all. Look at us analysing fart πππ you seem to have a degree in fartology.
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Lol... Not at all.
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Just the word "fart" is funny! But what you went on to write. Oh my! I am going to shout out to you, beautiful lady! Hehehehe! This was sooooooo funny. You made my day! π€£π€£π€£
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It's so good to see you here Dear Julia. Hehehe, don't mind me with some of these things I write. I'm glad it made your day π€π€
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!Luv your sense of humour!
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The moment I saw ''Today's Dosage'' as part of the title, I knew that we are up for some zyzylistic drama. Haha. Finish us with laughter π Lagos traffic has earned a reputation for itself in the whole Africa. It is something people need to experience for them to truly know what it is all about. I still remember one of the humbling experience I had in that traffic. *OMO, Lagos no be person mate oooooo* π > Its interesting to go to people's houses. Not to fart of cos... Forget it! Hahah... That line already had me in stitches. You need to be up for stand-up comedy in our next party in DreemPort's Discord. Haha. Thanks for sharing this on DreemPort.
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ππππππ oh my goodness. Stand up comedy? I have never considered it. I don't even think I'll be good at it but thanks for the vote of confidence πππ. You see Lagos traffic, just like you said, you need to be in it to understand it.
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Hahah... Yes oooo. No be small thing. Lol. As for your debit as a stand-up comedian, check this out. Haha ![screenshot_20220705_235118.png](https://images.ecency.com/DQmcePJCp5kwRXEFu5y8wryDYQZ3EtHqrfC9LZ34B6VreLQ/screenshot_20220705_235118.png) Yes ooooo... It's happening in our server. Don't miss it π
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Ahahahah complimenti bellissimo post Sei veramente molto brava! Mi sono divertita molto! Ti auguro una buona serata @luba555
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Ciao, Γ¨ bello che tu sia passato di qui e sono felice che tu abbia trovato questo articolo divertente e che ti abbia fatto ridere un po'. Mi piace quando i miei post rendono felici le persone. Buona serata e grazie per essere passata.
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Sei veramente brava a scrivere, complimenti di cuore Un forte abbraccio @luba555
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Why my name?! Not my name!!! ππ My husband doesn't cheat, he is a good man ππ I was laughing at the way the woman was trying to bring to the wife's notice that her husband is cheating on her. And that child sure did killed her mum with that huge information... I wonder what the mother will say if she survives it π A funny read as always, just try to put my name in a romantic story next time please πππ
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> Why my name?! Not my name!!! ππ My husband doesn't cheat, he is a good man I just knew you will start like this when you see it ππ > And that child sure did killed her mum with that huge information Pastor sef dey do exercise And pastor's wife has been a bad girlπ€£ I see the couple are excellent missionaries ππ
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Hahaha you can not walk and pass in peace abi @olujay π Why won't I react when I see my name? That name isn't common so it must be about me ππ Missionaries gone wrong π€£π€£
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ππππ your name just popped up when I thought of a name to use. Don't blame me ππ. You are a frequent feature on my post so it is very inevitable. No problems, I'll write a romantic story with your name next time ππ
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Hehe I understand π
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> Until i come your way again, keep laughing. When you have not sent me money for my new laptop. --- The funniest to me is the first. How women can scatter secrets...ππ I do not know how you guys come up with funny stuff and write them well. It is quite amazing to me. Nice one, @zyzymena
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Don't worry, my courier service is bringing a brand new laptop πππ. As for being funny, it amazes me how you guys are even laughing at this stuffs I postππ. I never considered myself a comedian but I know each time I talk my friends are always rolling with laughter.
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> Don't worry, my courier service is bringing a brand new laptop πππ. Be like your courier service don carry my package *where I np know*... >I never considered myself a comedian but I know each time I talk my friends are always rolling with laughter. Then you must be a natural. Just keep doing you. We are loving it.
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ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£ I can't stop laughing ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π Thank you for this. I adore your humor.
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π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯° Thank you so much.. I'm glad you loved it.
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πππππ E be like you don catch your friend husband somehow because you got it right ππ
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Hahahaha! I never catch o and if I do I wonder if I will tell herπ€
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I no go talk oo God knows
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πππππ Daily dosage of laughter indeed. I was laughing out loud while reading this especially the part of the traffic. Women are really smart and they know how get things or info through their wiles and cunny ways π π π π Shout-out to a beautiful meππ I do fart oo but I am too careful to do that in public. Lol Thanks for tagging me. I am cooking my post at the moment π€Έπ€Έ
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Hehhehe! We are special creatures indeed. Men can't mess with us. Besides we always preach about women supporting women ππ. As for farting, don't worry, someday you wil have no choice but to do it in public, just pray that one won't be loud and won't smell so bad. π
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>Dear men, If you want to cheat in Lagos, do not make an attempt to carry her in your car because if you get stuck in traffic, you are definitely getting caught. This had me in stitches π€£π€£π€£ >"Spank me harder baby, I've been a very bad girl. Yes, spank me" π€£π€£π€£ That whole post was hilarious including the π©π©π©
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Lmaoππππ you had to use the emoji at the end. It's crazy right? I think I am a drama queen. What do you think?
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Yes it is crazy. Drama queen nah you are too funny for that nonsense. Love the comedy though:)
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Laughter dose in a bottle! π I need a bottle of that kind. Laughter is far away from me. I just say lol in chatting but no laughter. But you post made me laugh.
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Hahahaha! Oh my friend. I am so glad I made you laugh. I should do this more you know. It's a good thing to laugh a lot. I really like you my friend β₯οΈ
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If ever, Iβm definitely the woman thatβll tell her friend ππ I will even make video join. As for farting, I donβt think Iβll ever be comfortable with that in a relationship o, you must use the toilet, donβt come and choke me with your ass gas.
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πππ so you are a merit. Your friend's husbands should never be caught by you in traffic. You see farting? Forget it. Once you are very comfortable in a relationship you will definitely start doing competition with it ππ
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Proudly a merit π > You see farting? Forget it. Once you are very comfortable in a relationship you will definitely start doing competition with it Neverrrr π
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