Comedy Open Mic Round #24/ entry number #2 by daniels23

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comedyopenmic · @daniels23 · Aug 2 '18

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Comedy Open Mic Round #24/ entry number #2

<center> <b>Hello jesters today I bring you my second entry of the round #24 for the @comedyopenmic contest</b> </center>
<center>![fistin.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmX87ce9f8QgasTXmwAgBfqCXsoLzjoahjvLbgoK6rdJrg/fistin.jpg)</center>

<b>Nomino a @danila89 and @alici to participate in the contest</b>

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👍 comedyopenmic, buttcoins, take5, rahul.stan, idikuci, bitfiend, ange.nkuru, sharanaithal, daniels23

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@belemo · Aug 2 '18 (edited)

Write about your dick. If yours is too small, write about mine, you can't go wrong.

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@buttcoins · Aug 3 '18

pesky judges.   thats bullshit that they dont let you plagiarize.   Our rights are slowly being stripped aways

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@com-judge · Aug 2 '18

Hi daniels23, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating, this will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied.
#### Judges:
- @buttcoins
- @take5
- @holybranches
 
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👍 daniels23

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