When on vacation there is nothing to do .Comedy Open Mic - Round 31. Part 1 . by magnata

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comedyopenmic · @magnata · Sep 18 '18

$0.28

When on vacation there is nothing to do .Comedy Open Mic - Round 31. Part 1 .

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When all my life I dreamed of becoming an inventor ....


I appoint the @megafart and the @serkagan to participate in this round.

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Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

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@com-judge · Sep 18 '18

$2.39

Hi magnata, 
 
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@granolalight · Sep 19 '18

Where's the sage?

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@kigigha · Sep 18 '18

$0.06

Slam dunk if you ask me

👍 belemo

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@kigigha · Sep 18 '18

$0.06

Slam dunk if you ask me

👍 belemo

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