Index. Comedy Open Mic. Round 29. Part 2 by megafart

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comedyopenmic · @megafart · Sep 6 '18

$0.29

Index. Comedy Open Mic. Round 29. Part 2

When it is clearly visible on whom everything is held in our family

https://cs7.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/09/04/7/1536055661146046095.gif

https://pikabu.ru/tag/%D0%96%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%89%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0 

I appoint the @acolucky and the @mineopoly to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, profanereviews, rahul.stan, belemo, idikuci, bitfiend, pode, disguarpe, serkagan, magnata, com-judge, trumpman2

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@belemo · Sep 6 '18

Looks like we found @karensuestudios family

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@com-judge · Sep 6 '18

$1.94

Hi megafart, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @disguarpe
- @lifesacircus
- @profanereviews
 
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny)
 
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</a>
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👍 comedyopenmic, idikuci, bondy007

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@disguarpe · Sep 6 '18

The popular sun circus

👍 disguarpe

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@magnata · Sep 6 '18

Haha. That's right, more animals have been forgotten.

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@pode · Sep 6 '18

pocketsend:11@megafart, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

👍 mys

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@pocket-node · Sep 6 '18

$2.15

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
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New sending account balance: 116018
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Fee: 1
Steem trxid: f34e2e421a02be86a1b0bd3901c85a5e04f87e84
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running [this confirmer code.](https://github.com/biophil/pocket)

👍 cron, beco132, nin4i, lordofreward, rij, emmam, walker5, to-upgrade, house-targaryen, apt-get, pocket-pi

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@pocketjs · Sep 6 '18

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: megafart
New sending account balance: 116018
New receiving account balance: 60
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: f34e2e421a02be86a1b0bd3901c85a5e04f87e84
<hr/>

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@profanereviews · Sep 7 '18

This is why you shouldn't bind a girl's feet.

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@serkagan · Sep 6 '18

I have almost the same, haha

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