Dr. This is de problem / Entry #2 - Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 28 by yourballs

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comedyopenmic · @yourballs · Aug 28 '18 (edited)

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Dr. This is de problem / Entry #2 - Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 28

Hello Steemit Fun Seekers,
Gf explains de problem of my penis while having sex.. :)
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Nominations: @essenceofworld, @darsico

Contest Round:  28

Entry: 2

Special Thank To Judges: @diebitch, @buttcoins, @take5, @raj808, @anouk.nox, @sharanaithal, @profanereviews, @ange.nkuru, TBD

Link: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-28

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@buttcoins · Aug 28 '18

thats why they invented Viagra Enemas my friend!

👍 yourballs

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@com-judge · Aug 28 '18

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Hi yourballs, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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👍 idikuci, yourballs

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@justsayings · Aug 28 '18

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Serious problem, with a girlfriend like that!!!!

👍 heremonium, yourballs

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