I'm Done / Entry #1 - Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26 by yourballs

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comedyopenmic · @yourballs · Aug 13 '18

$1.21

I'm Done / Entry #1 - Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26

Hello Steemit Fun Seekers,
When I finished before she starts at the bed. 
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Nominations: @reverendrum, @nicholasilechie

Contest Round:  26

Entry: 1

Special Thank To Judges: @bitfiend, @buttcoins, @profanereviews, @idikuci, @amirtheawesome1, @sharanaithal, @holybranches, @groovatti, @ange.nkuru

Link: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26

👍 tombstone, kevinwong, comedyopenmic, holybranches, reverendrum, take5, rahul.stan, idikuci, trumpman, arconite, sharanaithal, belemo, bitfiend, yourballs, kernovanatali, kolxoznik0, miki21731, controlcagey, shukinsanechek, warnmembrane, sergino, nurhayati, lordofreward, gordon92, mrwang

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@belemo · Aug 13 '18

Yet you still last longer than me

👍 sharanaithal, yourballs

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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than you do on the bed.

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@com-judge · Aug 13 '18

$2.49

Hi yourballs, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating, this will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied.
#### Judges:
- @idikuci
- @sharanaithal
- @amirtheawesome1
 
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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

Ha! This ALSO said *your balls*

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@idikuci · Aug 13 '18

Always important to come first, so you don't miss out.

👍 yourballs

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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

You'd know.

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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

How to not disappoint your girl: 
<br>don't have one.

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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

Ha! It said *your balls*

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