I am astounded at your self-disciple, it could not have been easy to undertake such a demanding task in the face of conventional wisdom. It is with profound astonishment that I recognize the inherent intellectual depth of mind required to perceive that going beyond the body type so frequently pushed on us by an exploitative media is the true road to success and happiness. May your stately good looks, evident self-confidence, and comfortable armchair, be an inspiration to all future generations of success seeking the men.