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funny · @arbitrarykitten · Jun 16 '17 (edited)

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Hello My Name Is

Ciao, I'm Haven, it's a pleasure to meet you! ![blue haven.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWN2FoKkdVMGXg3q8ggzHEquJWsv5ovma2oZo4pfnoNXh/blue%20haven.jpg)

My life philosophy is to enjoy and have fun. I mean, I only have one life on this planet that I know of, right? I might as well treasure it and savor my reality.

Speaking of reality, I honestly should be the star of my very own reality show. I realize most of the so called "reality" programs on television are scripted, but I happen to be the lucky recipient of a constant flow of unscripted and unexpected crazy that doesn't even bother to knock! I have yet to decide if I was granted "big shoulders" so that I can carry the drama, or if my strength came from having to bear the weight of the production. But I respect it, I own it, and I thankfully have the gift of being able to turn most of it into something shiny. The only unfortunate thing about my life being a constant Soap Opera is someone in HR must have lost my W2... If only I had the paychecks to reflect my Star Status (Bueller... Bueller...?)

In addition to my volunteer drama work, I am a game narration writer and sometimes radio personality. I am trying to break into a career as an International Spy, so I can observe such things as the emerald fields of Ireland, or the Great Wall of China, for instance. Perhaps a weekend scouting assignment lazing upon the sand in Jamaica, then a quick mission "observing" the shops in Milano. I believe I would make a good "spy" of the flora and fauna of Bora Bora from my beach chair whilst drinking a tropical concoction, and no-one would be better at observing the pedestrians of Paris from a tiny cafe.

Yesss. I would make a wonderful International "Spy".

I would be super appreciative of your Follow. Come sit with the new girl :) She just might prove to be one of the most thought provoking things since The Cloud.

(Wait, what IS the cloud, anyway?)

PS. What song is stuck on replay in your head today? I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)

👍 gtg, itchykitten, sunshine, firepower, moon32walker, framelalife, acassity, alexpmorris, raymondspeaks, droidsid, errymil, steemitdiaries, warren.buffett, ackza, renodakota, joseloboa, steemitlotteries, duanesworld, ubg, arbitrarykitten, bartjan, bottymcbotface, walkingkeys, mastodonte, karmashine, mateusmourams, drakos, amvanaken, steemitboard, prosirius

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@ackza · Jun 20 '17

well you should make sure to post more photos especially if u wanna hit that 1000 follower next week! and i bet u can do it! (ok well lets just say i bet u ccan get 100 followers in a week if u keep it up an keep posting!

👍 arbitrarykitten

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