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funny · @kekegist · Dec 20 '17 (edited)

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Girls and Private JAMB Classes #KekeGist

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Good morning pipul... This morning on #KekeGist, i wantu report an issue...
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If you are the guy who's waiting for this secondary school girl that was sitting beside me in the KEKE i entered to work this morning, you had better change your ways...
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I even think it's because of what you've told her and what you keep telling her that's making her wear these tight uniforms exposing it all...
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Honestly, that tutorial you want to organize for her in your house this morning instead of allowing her go to school and attended classes, i hope it will help her pass JAMB and WASSCE in one sitting with record breaking results...
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If not, the thunder that will fire you will be a test version.. No one will know or measure the amount of damage it will do to you...
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Anyway, for your info, i just told her that the Governor’s Wife just commissioned a new task force to arrest students with school uniforms far away from dia school location...
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And it seems her school is far from you house, and she's not wearing mufty under... So she stopped from the Keke, I think she's deciding whether to go back home or straight to school...
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Market don spoil for you today... You better read your Bible, that's if you have one...

@kekegist

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@andy212 · Dec 20 '17

Reallu funny,nice one

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@kekegist · Dec 20 '17

Thanks.. Really appreciate

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@folly-pandy · Dec 21 '17

Cool post

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@utomobong · Dec 20 '17

Nice one 
But it's not only girls that have private jamb classes 🙈

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@kekegist · Dec 20 '17

Lol.. Even guys go for private classes too abi..

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@vheobong · Dec 20 '17 (edited)

Hahaha 
This one cracked me up

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@vic-essien · Dec 20 '17

Lol.... Nice one

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