Best Kept Secret by traf

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funny · @traf · Mar 5 '18

$120.50

Best Kept Secret

When someone finally tells you that the clitoris is actually located on the outside of the vagina
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohs7JcwmyyPaVPu8w/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, steemwizards, traf, lordvader, punchline, brahma, meesterboom, connecteconomy, dj123, swenger, b00m, calypso, steemship, theregularguy, dandesign86, kartiksingh, bluetower, foles09, beerbloke, acolucky, kouba01, bitfiend, drsinmongwong, take5, charitybot, hanzappedfirst, followyourjoy, kingmotan, theguruasia, joshua-golbuu, theabsolute, jedi-won, idikuci, nerdnews, cemke, yesaye, kylo-ren, serkagan, edwinbeutti, jimshorts, weirdnews, notb4mycoffee, embracingchaos, mux, transilvania, sezenke, kausarm23, peanutz, charitymemes, cryptoroast, salma-akanda, dayu

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@acolucky · Mar 5 '18

$1.16

A lot of good men died to get this information to the rest of us. Never forget.

👍 trafalgar, dj123, acolucky, joshua-golbuu, peanutz

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@peanutz · Mar 5 '18

$0.21

that's called the death star and I think it's way bigger than a clitoris

👍 drsinmongwong

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@trafalgar · Mar 5 '18

$0.03

a wish a few more would so i could have a better chance with the ladies

👍 acolucky

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@bekirsolak · Mar 5 '18

I could say that where is the exact location. Could you show me LOL

![giphy-downsized (2).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNsXoRbWABwoMmwEHrE25W8QcGrHWBBew4jMB2KTDRtnA/giphy-downsized%20(2).gif)

👍 bekirsolak

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@bitfiend · Mar 9 '18

Seems like a lot of you slept through sex-ed :D

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@cemke · Mar 5 '18

$1.15

***Yes, it is located outside the vagina, inside the mouth. See below;***

https://media.giphy.com/media/kO1Kkhb9beJ3O/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, cemke

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@trafalgar · Mar 6 '18

$6.55

its like your tonsils are dying in the alcohol

👍 trafalgar, cemke, penghuren

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@cryptoroast · Mar 5 '18

Looks like the girl just finished "talking" with his member.

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@dj123 · Mar 5 '18 (edited)

$4.38

But when you finally see it for yourself...

<center>

https://zippy.gfycat.com/WelltodoVeneratedFrenchbulldog.gif
**It doesn't look anything like.....<sub>the scary monster your mother said that would swallow you whole and spit you out</sub>**

<sub>source: gfycat</sub>
</center>

👍 dj123, trafalgar, drsinmongwong, take5, kartiksingh, acolucky, cemke, holybranches, bekirsolak, peanutz

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@trafalgar · Mar 5 '18

its like a zip that won't pop properly

👍 penghuren

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@drsinmongwong · Mar 5 '18 (edited)

$2.51

Did you all know that only the gland of the clitoris is outside, the rest is actually surrounds most of the upper vaginal wall and is the only organ that exclusively exist for pleasure?

👍 trafalgar, drsinmongwong, take5, dj123, acolucky, jedi-won, peanutz

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@acolucky · Mar 5 '18

$0.34

It's good to have a Dr. in the house. I disagree, however. The pipe organ also exists exclusively for pleasure.

👍 punchline, drsinmongwong, jedi-won

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@trafalgar · Mar 5 '18

$0.02

that's what I tell the ladies about my dick

👍 drsinmongwong, penghuren

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@edwinbeutti · Mar 5 '18

My life has been changed :D

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@good.stuff · Jan 7 '20

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/sy8YT3f.png)

[Hey there, here at PornHub, we're always trying to improve. We've updated your favourite categories: ebony, twink and barelylegal](https://goodstuffyourself.github.io)

👍 deepcrapto8

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@idikuci · Mar 5 '18

$1.14

Did that guy just find his? I'm pretty sure I've seen that look on a womans' face before.

![](https://abcdefghijklmn-pqrstuvwxyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Sw3qR-Imgur.gif)
[Src](https://abcdefghijklmn-pqrstuvwxyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Sw3qR-Imgur.gif)

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@trafalgar · Mar 6 '18

$4.38

always through a keyhole I bet

👍 trafalgar, idikuci

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@idikuci · Mar 6 '18

You came back! Yay. 

Diss me again.

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@isramulya · Mar 5 '18

Nice post, 
Visit my blog
help me, please vote and flbck me

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@jayed007 · Mar 5 '18

Hi ☺![unnamed (3).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTXrWmCUHYfJSE7bHvUfnEePQ2obv8MWAJNCcPhP1dw8f/unnamed%20(3).gif)

👍 jayed007

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@jedi-won · Mar 5 '18

$1.14

Here's another well kept secret
https://i.imgur.com/wy1V2Wo.gif
**Now, we know why he sees so much**

[link](https://i.imgur.com/wy1V2Wo.gif)

👍 trafalgar, dj123, joshua-golbuu, peanutz

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@trafalgar · Mar 6 '18

$4.37

woah, is that slit in the middle really necessary?

👍 trafalgar, jedi-won, penghuren

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@joshua-golbuu · Mar 5 '18 (edited)

$0.04

You're right, it's so secret no one knows what it looks like
https://media.giphy.com/media/aew0Yhlf1F0KQ/giphy.gif
**Is this a clitoris?!**

[pic](https://media.giphy.com/media/aew0Yhlf1F0KQ/giphy.gif)

👍 dj123, jedi-won, peanutz

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@kartiksingh · Mar 5 '18

$0.06

How i stimulate my gf clitoris.
![](https://i.imgur.com/AZmkEs0.gif)

👍 kartiksingh, cemke

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@kouba01 · Mar 5 '18

$0.05

Funny explanation of the place of the clitoris..
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/16/20/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-15399-1445042013-2.gif

👍 kouba01, jedi-won

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@lets-tech · Mar 5 '18

I don't believe it!

I guess it's time to do some research!

👍 jedi-won, lets-tech

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@meesterboom · Mar 5 '18

$1.17

And that it looks like a jawa from star wars!

👍 trafalgar, dj123, acolucky, joshua-golbuu, jedi-won, peanutz

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@trafalgar · Mar 6 '18

$4.36

maybe your wife's buddy :)

👍 trafalgar, penghuren

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@milano1113 · Mar 5 '18

That’s exactly what happened to this unknown human being. 
![E7EF3EDE-42B3-48B1-AF45-59555AAE271E.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmaTpBvevEDoqBmFQCpVRcgL6g1328KMeaRtS3AhVynZag/E7EF3EDE-42B3-48B1-AF45-59555AAE271E.gif)

👍 rothberg

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@minaraju · Mar 5 '18

very funny ![U5drVLSLSrit3ys7ddX3yBkHJzCzg3f.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWqM2dMPigAz9u6tFPfye6drjNjDH3dDs7yDEEcbLsgxx/U5drVLSLSrit3ys7ddX3yBkHJzCzg3f.gif)
Thanks for your post

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@palektb · Mar 5 '18

Ha ha ha

Veylry funny 

Lol

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@peanutz · Mar 5 '18

$1.62

Hey Traf, why are you trying to distract us from the real secret
https://i.giphy.com/media/ntpa6HUuS8jAs/giphy.gif
**Now that's what I call crouching lady, hidden snake**

[pic](https://i.giphy.com/media/ntpa6HUuS8jAs/giphy.gif)

👍 trafalgar, joshua-golbuu, drsinmongwong, take5, dj123, cemke

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@trafalgar · Mar 5 '18

yeah, lets go with a smaller strap on to start off with babe

👍 peanutz, penghuren

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@robot221 · Mar 5 '18

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@salma-akanda · Mar 5 '18

hahaha......very funny.

👍 salma-akanda

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@serkagan · Mar 5 '18

Lol, but someone will explain that  made a mistake in the search for a clitoris, where something like this, ha ha ha :D

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiN0DvoDyWQey2B8I/giphy.gif

👍 serkagan

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@sezenke · Mar 5 '18 (edited)

$0.02

When I learn any secret

Step 1: I celebrate this.

![giphy (25).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXXAZNibYfRxL9CjA4m7nVpcJL3RQrEcJLvB8F8h3sx2s/giphy%20(25).gif)

Step 2: I tell this secret to everyone.

 https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGck7rzlAftbFZza/giphy.gif

👍 cemke

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@swenger · Mar 5 '18

https://media.giphy.com/media/DyvyiFFXF1Yli/giphy.gif
source: <a>https://media.giphy.com/media/DyvyiFFXF1Yli/giphy.gif</a>

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@take5 · Mar 5 '18

$1.18

That's not a secret. You just didn't pay attention in Biology class and here I thought you were a studious guy.

👍 trafalgar, dj123, joshua-golbuu, acolucky, drsinmongwong, peanutz

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@trafalgar · Mar 6 '18

$6.59

was too busy dissecting frogs

👍 trafalgar, take5, drsinmongwong, penghuren

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@take5 · Mar 6 '18

You learned about frog reproductive organs?

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@theguruasia · Mar 5 '18

$0.22

@traf,
I think I have found another guy with same emotional expressions :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/LAFce68OiIxoI/giphy.gif

Cheers~

👍 asimo, antonioscore

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@travellingwomen · Mar 5 '18

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👍 travellingwomen

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@yesaye · Mar 7 '18

Finally found it after 7 holes huh?

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