Better Than A Piece Of Toast by traf

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funny · @traf · Jun 7 '18

$89.29

Better Than A Piece Of Toast

When you think you can spot Jesus's face and it's a sign from god
https://media.giphy.com/media/XFFrDHZA35gac/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, teamsteem, kevinwong, darksaint, meesterboom, jasonshick, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, connecteconomy, kartiksingh, theregularguy, bluetower, foles09, jlufer, b00m, minnowspower, dandesign86, steemmatt, holybranches, hanzappedfirst, theguruasia, mineopoly, kontora, sluttynsfw, theabsolute, followyourjoy, weirdnews, magnata, cemke, nerdnews, arconite, kylo-ren, amazingfects, hashcash, markzuckerbergs, aminasam, butterb, josepuerta, mux, shanewatshon, pablocortes, ironyofitall, jackjami, scanbot, citizensmith, wa2qr, themanualbot, nurhayati, aminul7, gordon92, parsie, spamfarmer, dayu

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@a-0-1 · Jun 7 '18

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@amazingfects · Jun 7 '18

Ha ha ha Too funny sir. 
Sir please support me too.

👍 dwainus

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@betaniaj · Jun 7 '18

this post is brilliantly funny and funny

👍 dwainus

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@blackpanda2020 · Jun 7 '18

Unpredictable!!!!

👍 dwainus

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@cemke · Jun 7 '18

$0.84

I'm sorry to say this was not a signal @traf. All of them have a logical explanation.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5yubbGeZZ5I3e/giphy.gif

***say good bye to Jesus.***

👍 trafalgar, kartiksingh, cemke

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@feju · Jun 7 '18

Amazing funny post sir..

👍 dwainus

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@trafalgar · Jun 7 '18

$5.04

that's one strong fish
maybe one of the louder minnows around here

👍 trafalgar, traf, cemke, mariam.kerromi, dwainus

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@foles09 · Jun 7 '18

$0.84

That looks like a vagina....maybe i am just a pervert who knows!

👍 trafalgar, foles09

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@trafalgar · Jun 7 '18

$5.03

no, the vagina is located further up the leg dude

👍 trafalgar, traf, foles09, mariam.kerromi, dwainus

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@foles09 · Jun 8 '18

$0.11

Indeed it is indeed!

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@glorimarbolivar · Jun 7 '18

Thank my Lord

👍 dwainus

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@greene101 · Jun 7 '18

Hahaha,,, Amazing funny... I appreciate your meme

👍 dwainus

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@hashcash · Jun 7 '18

What the hell is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/4TMqcN59kg3Yc/giphy.gif

👍 dwainus

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@feju · Jun 7 '18

Hahaha amazing funny..

👍 dwainus

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@holybranches · Jun 7 '18

just help me spot when this bear market will go away. thank you.

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@idikuci · Jun 7 '18

My penis can do the same thing...

Make your mum squirm

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@jasonshick · Jun 7 '18

Or when you can produce Jesus' face on your own
https://media.giphy.com/media/OWof66PLvGObe/giphy.gif
**By mastering the titty dance**

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@feju · Jun 7 '18

I appreciate your funny post..

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@josepuerta · Jun 7 '18

the image he has on the totona drives me crazy

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@kartiksingh · Jun 7 '18

$0.89

Me- Jesus when you make steem worth more than 100$.

Jesus -
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@trafalgar · Jun 7 '18

$5.04

didn't know jesus was dan larimer

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@blackpanda2020 · Jun 7 '18

Lol, i swear or ned scot

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@wa2qr · Jun 7 '18

Hahaha. That's not fair. Lol

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@konasharmin · Jun 7 '18

Hahahaha amazing funny... I like it this meme...

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@magnata · Jun 7 '18 (edited)

https://media.giphy.com/media/B6qXp3kpbIYyA/giphy.gif

After I saw a sign from God, I now do not sin, well, if only when I'm very drunk:)

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@markzuckerbergs · Jun 7 '18

$0.88

Hit the vote button if you see jesus in lebron's hair.

Amen.

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXX5v6cu5RwG4Ps6htgJszRJKU1QmMzzL8PDMiYQ3hKVC/image.png)

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@trafalgar · Jun 7 '18

$5.03

yeah I can sort of make out a guys head under jesus's face

👍 trafalgar, traf, mariam.kerromi, dwainus

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@wa2qr · Jun 7 '18

Hahahah. Yes I absolutely do.

👍 dwainus

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@mineopoly · Jun 7 '18

It's either the face of Jesus or Charley Horse in the tibial.
<br>

![image.png](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmPAr8FcLNEptDN6YxZy498o9fvdbh3xmS2McwgwRkpXSk)

The human body ain't what it used to be.

👍 mineopoly, dwainus

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@parsie · Jun 7 '18

really funny

👍 dwainus

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@raselkhan566 · Jun 7 '18

![0101.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmV1uGB3xjxEswix5tY4mR3nr48FDvmWXMMQUJTB1fnSvj/0101.jpg)

👍 raselkhan566, dwainus

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@feju · Jun 7 '18

Fantastic funny..

👍 dwainus

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@sabbir1213 · Jun 7 '18

Its really Shocking for who suffer this problem.

👍 dwainus

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@shiab · Jun 7 '18

Hahaha... wow fantastic funny.. I really appreciate meme..

👍 shiab, dwainus

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@sirdeza · Jun 7 '18

Is that a Turkey laps??

👍 dwainus

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@sparkofphoenix · Jun 7 '18

$0.05

What a cramp

👍 sparkofphoenix, dwainus

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@theabsolute · Jun 7 '18

That's what happens when the gerbil gets lost. In all seriousness, I expect an alien to pop out of there any second

👍 theabsolute, dwainus

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@theguruasia · Jun 7 '18 (edited)

$0.88

@traf,
Another gods sign and it works :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vR06t5sk4gtff5S/giphy.gif
**The gods sign which inspired Ned to build SMT at top of the STEEM Blockchain. Coz we still don't know WTF he is upto build :D**


Cheers~

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@trafalgar · Jun 7 '18

$5.04

hmm, beard is almost as good as my wife's

👍 trafalgar, traf, theguruasia, dwainus

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@wa2qr · Jun 7 '18

Fuck yeah. Just look at yourself.

👍 dwainus

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@wa2qr · Jun 7 '18

What the fuck is that ?
It's creepy for sure.

👍 dwainus

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