Funny jokes#7 by yusluv09

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funny · @yusluv09 · Aug 13 '18

$0.02

Funny jokes#7

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

👍 comedyopenmic, rahul.stan, idikuci

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@com-judge · Aug 13 '18

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@idikuci · Aug 13 '18

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Please stop spamming the contest.

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@sharanaithal · Aug 14 '18

Also, they probably use their keys.

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