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Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mort's Interview' by slobberchops

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Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mort's Interview'
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![MORT.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/katharsisdrill/Hg4UxR3Q-MORT.png)
Source: Image by @katharsisdrill
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Mort, the Shit Manager is a spin-off fictional series of short stories based loosely on the thoughts of David Mortenson, the tyrannical Kwiksave store manager who features in my auto-biographical series ['The Horrors of Kwiksave'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/the-horrors-of-kwiksave-bad-totty).

<center>Other Articles in this Series:
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'Oppression Supreme'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-oppression-supreme)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Armchair Club'
](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-armchair-club)[Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Bloody Nose'
](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-bloody-nose)[Mort the Shit Manager: 'Fresh Cream'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-fresh-cream)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'Oxidation']( https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-oxidation)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Day Off'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-day-off)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Heat Machine'](https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-heat-machine)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'Mandy's Curves']( https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-mandy-s-curves)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Bribe']( https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-the-bribe)
[Mort the Shit Manager: 'Flat Arse'](https://peakd.com/hive-132410/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-flat-arse)
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<center>***...'March 1974'...***</center>

<center>***...'WARNING - ADULT CONTENT'...***</center>

Mort Gaped.

He was a slightly chunky lad, just out of school, and confident in his abilities to climb the corporate ladder. What an opportunity he had been given.

That Edith was a little weird, sizing up his arse and all that. Surely she should be in an old age pensioner's home and not looking to rape him.., this fine specimen of a lad.

The pictorial image before Mort bore down into his very core, his essence. Kwiksave was going to be his life, his foundation, his home; he would be a manager within days given his extraordinary talent.

![Kwiksave.JPG](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/slobberchops/2458NZbT3j3NQdjFWWAjKvA73jCez3mZrdtuc7D1dRTgELDQzZei1VqgvtZw9QAExTSUo.JPG)
[Source](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=268105617089595&set=pcb.268107460422744)

Mort walked through the front door and gazed around with his lofty aura. Oh yes, this was marvellous and it would be his to manage.

“Are ye’s that fattee that Edith sent over to me’s?”

The voice sounded Scottish, barely indecipherable, and distorted to Mort's ears. Mort continued inward attempting to track the source and stared at his reflection puzzled.

“Fuck me, these cunts are gettin’ thicker by thee minute”, the same voice resounded, this time a little clearer.

*Who was this foul-mouthed Scotsman and was his abuse aimed at me?*

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![fatman.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/slobberchops/7O9P3Sqm-fatman.jpg)
[Source](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/812477589007432480/)
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Bulge emerged from behind the office sporting the traditional one-way windows fitted into every Kwiksave store at that time.

"Follow me ye chubby cunt, we's need to see if ye's up for being Stock Lad"

Without another word, Bulge waddled further into the store in that pose that only obese people can, arms and hands flapped out wide.

*Chubby? that can’t be me, must be someone else*, thought Mort following Bulge toward a large room with a huge sliding door.

“Close thee door laddie, let’s hav a looka yees”

Mort obliged, sliding the heavy door back and stared at what was behind Bulge. It was a warehouse crammed with pallets of all types, filled with messy boxes that were almost touching the roof.

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![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/slobberchops/6v4SGXf9-image.png)
[Source](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Messy_storage_room_with_boxes.jpg)
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“Ye might well stare lad. If ye’s gets past my interview, ye’s will be stacking these boxes on the shelves. Ye’s think ye can handle that lad?”

Mort pulled himself together and looked Bulge in the eye.

“Of course sir, I intend to be the best Stock Lad you have ever hired”

Bulge beamed, his beady eyes looked Mort up and down and he licked his lips greedily.

"Laddie, I like you, but ye's need to turn around cuz I needs to inspect ye's arse"

“My what…, errr”

What was it with his arse? First, it was that nymphomaniac smoke-chaining pensioner, and now it was this overweight, gluttonous, blubbery Kwiksave manager. He had a fine arse, in fact world-class.

Bulge roughly grabbed Mort swivelling him around before giving him a hard slap on the rump.

“Ye want the job ye snivelling shit-bag, then ye’s better shut ye’s mouth”, Bulge roared with a fearsome visage before erupting into a huge guffaw. 

![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/slobberchops/EqYugaZFNfeDsfX4W54oRcyHRBNbdRDQVdMrtvr49r5FVHC2jAmS5vr7p6Y1bLJVdFe.png)
[Source](https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/3171853)

Mort indignantly pulled himself together and forced a slight smile. This one was a strange creature.

“If ye’s hadn’t a’ grinned ye’d be out the front door”, Bulge continued flapping his arms around like an overweight pregnant dolphin.

"That was ye's test, and I tell ye's, not all these lads pass ye test"

"8 o'clock tomorrow laddie, and bring a carton of fresh cream. Ye needs to start ye's training"

Bulge turned around and shambled out of what Mort would soon learn to be 'the backshop', a place he would remember well over the next few years.

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![Break.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/slobberchops/iPbQQNzA-Break.png)
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Mort, the Shit Manager is a Serial Shitposting Fiction Story inspired by Torundel the Shitposter by @katharsisdrill, Ren du Lot, the Shit Lawyer by @vcelier and Nordlute, the Shit Sysadmin by @steevc.

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@grindle ·
are you sure that is fiction??????????
sounds about right for kwickies, except 'corporate ladder" lol rigggggghhht!

They paid such shit money I made as much as my salary with fiddles and filling my boot!!
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@hopestylist ·
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I love the story and that lad is one lucky lad, hehe, passing such a test would never have been possible for most other lads but then he passed it almost with easy, I think he didn't even see that as a challenge at all.

Nice one Chops and that Scottish voice was nice's, hehe. 
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@slobberchops ·
The problem with this series is that it's all over the place. You think Mort was lucky?, you have missed little clues to suggest otherwise. This might subtlety give you an idea..

https://peakd.com/hive-170798/@slobberchops/mort-the-shit-manager-fresh-cream

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@hopestylist ·
Hahaha, now it being all over the place I think that's really a problem. What! My bad for just assuming without following through with the previous series, thank you for taking e to the one I really need, I will check it out soon. 
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@jacobtothe ·
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So, when you sell this story to Netflix or HBO or whatever, will we conscript @meesterboom to provide the voice for Bulge?
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@meesterboom ·
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When I was reading it I was applauding the Scots writing as I could hear exactly how he sounded in my head 🤣
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@jacobtothe ·
I have to ask if that was because you were reading it out loud? 😄 
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@slobberchops ·
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Yes, just the voice, otherwise we will need to ship several tons of Cream Cakes for him to get in shape for the visual aspect of Bulge. I know these actors do that 😀
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@janitzearratia ·
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I know this story is fiction, but some people's mental health is very disturbed, and they don't delineate the real from the imaginary, I think that motivates Mort.

Right now a neighbor of my mother's in the USA has mental health issues and harassing her, yesterday even the police had to call. In a community of senior citizens.
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@slobberchops ·
The story is fiction, but Mort was very real and lots can be found about him in my never ending autobiography '*The Horrors of Kwiksave*'. Let's just say the place left me mentally scarred.
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@janitzearratia ·
Fortunately you can decide how to face whatever comes your way, the good and the less good... your attitude is what makes the difference and hope will always be present Mr.@slobberchops
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@jeremiahcustis ·
!LOLZ
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@lolzbot ·
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@lordtimoty ·
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You know, I rather like Bulge as a character. Mort I could take or leave, despite his fine derriere. 
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@slobberchops ·
Mort was a real person, and plagued me during my first 1.5 years of Kwiksave employment, while Bulge never existed and has been pulled from the far reaches of my twisted brain.
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@meesterboom ·
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> *...'WARNING - ADULT CONTENT'...
__Mort Gaped__*

For a second I thought it was going really adult content!!

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@slobberchops ·
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We need more adult content on HIVE, there's not enough I say 😀
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@newtonclassics ·
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Very entertaining! 
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@steevc ·
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This guy came to mind. Mort's arse seems to be the centre of attention.

![untitled.gif](https://media.tenor.com/kiNsjSL4-NkAAAAC/pimp-baldy-man-rab-pimp.gif)
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@slobberchops ·
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This thread has probably ran its course!
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@steevc ·
I am not much of a story teller. It was a bit of fun at the time to do these.
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@wrestlingdesires ·
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Why am I thinking Mort won't have Bulge 's job any time soon 🤣 The only thing he's going to have is a sore back from stacking boxes 😂

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@slobberchops ·
I will need to figure out the demise of Bulge, one for the backburner.
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@wrestlingdesires ·
Demise? That sounds... Permanent?
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