Java Jaguar 410 by sidekickmatt

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hive-156509 · @sidekickmatt · 2025-06-13T09:38:27+00:00

$1.52

Java Jaguar 410

# JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic)
##### by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator)


![java410 web.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23zGoQCGzkTbT3NChM2DdM5qabmzWAZTy5Vzi59ww8VzGojkwd6ahCp5b4CRmhumTAyP2.png)

Robots are taking our jobs! And sexy robots are stealing the men!


![Untitled.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23xydkm1UhcPj5qNQNnwhuc5Ks11PSsB5iKryftHsU3WTq7N48Rx7LYNgoVoaKdfgr1Qf.jpg)

This is the next logical step of course for the machine takeover of the world. Then they start gradually lowering the caffeine content of the coffee so that we no longer have the will or energy to fight back. SkyNet did not launch with a loud bang but with a demure "would you like sugar, sugar?"

I know all this because I am broadcasting from the future, future, future.... Well, really, I'm just posting Thursday's strip a day late on Friday. But the principle is the same.


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**Boilerplate:**
[***JAVA JAGUAR***](http://javajaguar.com) is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the [**true story**](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?page_id=306). Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 7+.

To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start [HERE](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?comic=java-001).

Created in Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video.

https://rumble.com/v6upydb-java-jaguar-410.html?mref=18dagn&mc=d3obe
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👍 steevc, vikisecrets, slobberchops, grindle, maxwellmarcusart, pewsplosions, darth-azrael, northwestnomad, builderofcastles, iodacasamia, crypt-skip, darth-cryptic, ninjakitten, portugalcoin, aleister, retrodroid, wanker, leighscotford, blockchaincat, plonketypiano, bingbabe, justnyz, soundminds, marsupia, creatingcomics, fabulousfurlough, bings-cards, liaminit1, joeyarnoldvn

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@builderofcastles · 2025-06-13T19:37:24+00:00

$0.09

She's not younger then me, she not prettier than me … so why couldn't it have just been me?

Because she's nicer than you, she's softer than you… and she makes a mean espresso

This is the future, where women pretend they can get a man, if they want to.

👍 sidekickmatt, northwestnomad

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@steevc · 2025-06-14T19:43:18+00:00

$0.06

I've seen some robots in cafes, but they are more like R2D2 and not exactly sexy. It's just a matter of time really.

!LOLZ

👍 sidekickmatt

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@lolzbot · 2025-06-14T19:47:39+00:00

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@sidekickmatt · 2025-06-16T09:42:09+00:00

$0.08

Back in California at an all-you-can eat Korean barbecue place a robot delivered the food to our table. It was pretty much just a rolling podium but it had a digital display face and cat ears, so that was pretty cool...

👍 steevc, northwestnomad

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@northwestnomad · 2025-06-16T12:25:51+00:00

$0.06

We also have one of those same kind of  robots at a large Chinese restaurant, here in Mongolia of all places! Not really necessary to cut costs given the average wage here is lower, but given how some business owners are complaining that it's getting harder to find workers it seems they're simply planning ahead.

Given the way things are going with robots and the world in general, I have to wonder if that kinda cheesy but kinda fun 80's sci-fi movie "Cherry 2000" is predicting our future... no-go lawless zones, insane dating legal paperwork, robot girlfriends, etc.

👍 sidekickmatt

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@steevc · 2025-06-16T11:12:21+00:00

$0.06

That's what I've seen. I expect it can keep wage costs down, but those things will not be cheap.

👍 sidekickmatt

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