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Java Jaguar 314
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Sorry, Java Jaguar is a day late. For those of you that keep track the day of the week by the publication of Java, I assure you that you are not going insane, today is Thursday. Well, it's Thursday morning in my time zone.


I'm off on my own in Washington for a little over a week, then back to Northern California. I'll need to swing by Alexandria to drop off the Golden Sphinx back in his lair. We were fortunate to have him here in the studio for the last few strips, but he has death traps and questers to take care of.




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[*Java Jaguar*](http://javajaguar.com) is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the [**true story**](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?page_id=306). Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 4.

To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start [HERE](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?comic=java-001).

https://youtu.be/WadGP4mlk4k
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@builderofcastles ·
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The trouble is finding someone with brains AND street smarts.
Most intelligent people couldn't plan a heist, because they really do not know what to plan for.

But the jaguar has the brains and the brawns AND the looks.

And if you have all that, how much is money actually useful?

Maybe those two could sing the duet Petshop Boys & Dusty Springfield "What Have I Done To Deserve This?"
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@sidekickmatt ·
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Java might want to become a multi-billionaire just so he can buy every Morebucks location and convert them into public toilets. Or maybe litter boxes.
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@builderofcastles · 
Better than dropping that money on continuous fireworks show... maybe
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@northwestnomad ·
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Only thing that would've made it better is if Golden Sphinx was rocking an 80's Pet Shop Boys haircut. 😁
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@sidekickmatt ·
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Yeah, that mane of his looks more like a Bon Jovi haircut.
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@rafzat ·
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Lol
Jaguar seem to be a very smart one
Am I right?
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@steevc ·
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That reminds me of something!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeWRd7ZEBs

Smart people are not always clever (or vice versa).

!LOLZ
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@lolzbot · 
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@sidekickmatt ·
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Yup, that's where the Golden Sphinx got that line from. I think a talking jaguar and a talking, winged lion performing a cover of a song by The Pet Shop Boys sounds wonderfully ironic.
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@steevc · 
Sphinx has obviously been catching up on culture. Up to the 80s at least. Grunge may be a shock.
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@wwwiebe · 
Hahahaha. No, she definitely does not have the brains.
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