That’s annoying as hell and thankfully not a common occurrence in the road rage city of Boston and the surrounding areas. I do know that people don’t have as much attention on the road which is scary. I’ve tried to make a conscious effort to stay off my phone since I’ve had the little man in the car. I picked up my phone the other day to see if ssiena texted me while I was driving not to read it but just to see and the little man said daddy don’t look at your phone it’s dangerous! I’m glad he had my back, because I didn’t have his for a split second and that’s no bueno. When I look at it though I’m not looking down at the floor completely eyes off the road but holding it towards the road on the steering wheel so I have peripheral vision of fucks around me. 

I think getting a train horn installed as name suggested will be the best remedy for that not occurring again! A couple blasts from that shit will make them piss their pants!

Just get a private jet or a flying car and fly over them all.

Then ***boom!*** , problem solved😌, no time to waste time.

But then, jokes aside, they might have a lot on their minds which made them a little distracted, but then ,we all have things that gets our minds occupied too (but I guess we all handle it differently).

> I assumed because they were checking Facebook to see how many likes they got on the post they made about their fucken Corn Flakes or some such fuckassery

> *Fuckdidly fucken fuckerdoodalistic fuckballs!*

> Ok, I don't really have an army tank at all. <sub>Probably do though.</sub>

This just made me almost laugh my coffee all over my keyboard. Your might with words is worth your weight in stone. Wait, is that right? Well, you know what I mean right? I so enjoy your writing. 

The situation on the roads here is pretty fucking awful. People drive like fucktards. I was driving behind one just yesterday infact.  

And FUCK YEAH! I totally want an army tank! Probably won't do handbrake turns in it though. That takes a level of skill I don't think I have mastered just yet. 

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Sorry G-dog, you can't have a tank! That's a very big and too expensive toy for you. Please be realistic and look for something more appropriate. End of discussion! 😂

What about something more like this?

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Moral of this story...

***Juss another day at my office...***


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You could always invest in a helicopter? Problem solving is one of my specific skill sets 😂👍🏼

I'm thankful that guns are not freely available in the UK because I'm sure they'd be shootouts every minute of every day as we have a multitude of incompetent drivers. 

The law is the problem. If you come here say for a year to work. 
You are allowed to drive on the dipshit license you finagled by bribing the inspector in your country of origin and just to point out that this is not a racial slur I have come across shit drivers from every race and continent. 

My son in law is south African and a complete menace behind the wheel but he thinks he is a skilled driver! Dunning Krueger should be his middle name 😂👍🏼

I lived in SA for many years and I know how the system works. Pay to play.

I'm happily car less right now as I live in London where owning a car is a sure sign of insanity. 

Your blog did give me the giggles. The roads are a death trap.

Get a helicopter 🤯😂👍🏼

Get a train horn.  

Nodding and smiling, nodding and smiling and nodding again - through the whole post.

Dawdlers, f*ckin' dawdlers at lights checking their phones or those realizing they're about to miss a highway exit while they are in the left-most lane, cross over two or three other lanes to just squeeze into the exit but on the way cutting off two or three other cars whose drivers have to hit the brakes. 

Or how about the f*ckers that have a little road race on the 4-lane highway and weave left and right through the traffic that is already going faster than the speed limit? The worst one was when two V8, ass-loud sports cars appeared from behind me out of nowhere i.e. F1 speed, one screeched into the left lane just before hitting my rear bumper while the other one went to the right at full speed and both were gone within a second. My heartbeat stopped for a split second as I had a nice convo with my hubby, then grabbed the steering wheel with white knuckles and sloooowly started breathing again along with my heart beating as if on speed. YIKES! 

People on the road - I could go on and on. The funny thing is that I really loved to drive. Also, drive fast. Hah - I read your WE and was thinking about *driving a rally car at speed*  - it is something that I always fancied, offroad, of course. These days, I try to stay off the road as much as I can. Though - a tank might be an option. I'm sure I can find an old Sherman here somewhere - LOL

When I read about the title, at first, I had in mind you wanted it for work, but when I found out the reason why you wanted to have the army track, I was smiling, hehe. Another great imagination from you, and I wonder how it is in reality. Lucky are those places that have only a few cars on the streets. Here on my side, it is a problem for most people rushing to work and attending to other essential tasks. 

As for me, I think I wanted to have a mini private plane that I could park at the garage, so anytime I could fly anywhere without issues, hehe.

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Road rage is so much more fulfilling when you have the option of 105mm Armor Piercing.

This is the reason I stopped driving, I'd rather take the bus, because then I'd have the "luxury" to get off at any point and just start walking. 

The idiots behind the wheel and the traffic here turned me into a hater, whereas once I was a lover; I loved to go out with my car and just drive for a while, even if there was no destination. But now driving a car in this city is riskier than ever. The lack of parking space, the chance of getting clipped by a safety bumper because of the car's incompetent driver, or having one my side mirrors stolen after I get back. 😂

Well you know people.  They are the singular most important person in the universe, no one else matters, the only things that matter is themselves and whatever they want.  Anyone who doesn't accept the fact that they are the singular most important person in the universe whose goals, aspirations and tasks are more important than anyone else's could ever hope to be is just selfish and stupid and deserving of ridicule and contempt and cancellation.

Also they are the best at everything they do and they can absolutely just drive while a little bit under influence or while on their phone because they're amazing drivers and much better and more alert than all those other idiots and they won't crash or cause problems, and a "quick" check never hurt anyone.

Also seems that nobody knows how to time things, stuff they think is "quick" never is (whether it's the "quick" check of the phone or getting angry with someone else for not doing something that "should only take a few minutes" (it never takes a few minutes and if you actually had a clue how to do the thing and were capable of doing it yourself you would know that, meanwhile if you don't have a clue, don't run your mouth like you do, I have never had this problem before and I'm not bitter at all XD).

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The thing about having an army tank is that *people would get out of your way*. For a while I drove my brother in law's Mitsubishi pick-up: no one wanted to pick a fight or even be in the same vicinity as me - getting to where I wanted to go was no problem :D.

Inattentiveness isn't really a problem here. We mainly have people who drive too fast for the driving conditions and environment they are in, and they mainly have something in common, they're young men. And more generally, in different parts of the country, and in this one I'm living in right now, we have people who don't indicate in advance of whatever it is they're going to do. Oh wait, I forgot those people who wander about in front of you, managing to stay in lane, but all over it, and just for fun, keep slowing down and speeding up for no apparent reason (I don't know, maybe they're bored). But we don't really have any problems here 😂