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<p>What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?
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<p><b>I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
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<p>(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!""
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<p><b>Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down
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<p>Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with.
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