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<p>[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]
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<p><b>Teacher: That's quite a cough you have  there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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<p>Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1"".
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<p><b>What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt
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<p>When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday.
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