*I felt my voice wobble slightly. I tried to reign myself in, the last thing I needed was Dr Scribble taking advantage of me when I was weak. You know what Doctors are like, give them an inch and they will have their finger in your arse and be working you like a tupenny puppet at the Christmas fair.*

Okay, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this. : )

Broken ribs are no fun! I hope you heal up fast.