I wasn't being dead serious about that bike rant.  Just rambling nonsense for an intro; with the true *meaning* hidden deep between the lines.  

I think the hardest part about getting back into writing is finding those characters/personas I'll use from time to time.  Easy to act like a crackpot when you're doing it all the time.

Certainly won't get smeared all over the pavement, *but someone might come and wipe their ass with it.*