json_metadata | "{"app":"musing/1.1","appTags":["world"],"appCategory":"world","appTitle":"What are the worst things in your country?","appBody":"<p>Definitely the people! Us! We're the ones who throw those empty sachets of water out the moving vehicles yet wear glum faces when there's a flood somewhere that could have been avoided if the drainage wasn't clogged by waste. </p><p>We dislike the next person for answering to a different or strange deity, wearing \"weird\" clothes, owning a cat (every cat is your witch aunt sent from the village to stub your prosperity, in Nigeria BTW), we even dislike you because you don't bear a name how we like it! Be we're always, always ironically fighting haters. The sheer convenience. </p><p>We have our phones at the ready to make videos of an unfortunate event, say, someone has a terrible accident. It's with these phones we write heartfelt epistles expressing our deepest concern, sympathy, and condolence in a fatal case, when we could have easily rung up an emergency number. Wait, we couldn't have, there are no functional emergency hotlines in Nigeria. Shouldn't the government provide those? Shoot, the government here is made of robots!</p>","appDepth":2,"appParentPermlink":"f34agxezq","appParentAuthor":"mulder2000","musingAppId":"aU2p3C3a8N","musingAppVersion":"1.1","musingPostType":"answer"}" |
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