| json_metadata | "{"app":"Musing","appTags":["Marriage"],"appCategory":"Marriage","appTitle":"What changes do people experience after they get married?","appBody":"<ul>\n <li>Weight gain</li>\n <li>Decreased sex drive</li>\n <li>Increased appetite</li>\n <li>Decreased appetite</li>\n <li>Mood swings</li>\n <li>Irritability </li>\n <li>Hair loss</li>\n <li>Depression</li>\n <li>Boredom</li>\n <li>Decreased privacy</li>\n <li>New bills</li>\n <li>Stretch marks</li>\n <li>Decreased inhibitions</li>\n <li>More expensive holidays</li>\n <li>What's your's is mine</li>\n <li>Increased obligations</li>\n <li>Decreased social life</li>\n <li>You are now a plumber </li>\n <li>You are now an electrician</li>\n <li>You now have the ability to fix anything</li>\n <li>Failing at anything will result in 1 year of celibacy</li>\n <li>Do not buy her workout equipment, ever..</li>\n <li>New language barriers (Dog house)</li>\n <li>Feeling out of touch with everyone</li>\n <li>Feeling out of touch with yourself</li>\n <li>You will buy tampons, and you will like it</li>\n <li>You will call the doghouse your man cave</li>\n <li>She will become jealous of the doghouse and want a she shed</li>\n <li>You will build the she shed, and you will like it</li>\n <li>You will also pay for the she shed</li>\n <li> its your fault</li>\n <li>You will always be wrong, about everything. You must accept this.</li>\n <li>You will shop daily, and like it</li>\n <li>You will forget something on the list every single time</li>\n <li>You will buy the wrong brand at least once a week</li>\n <li>The expensive shoe's are better, accept it</li>\n <li>She wants a dog</li>\n <li>You will clean up dog shit</li>\n <li>She wants a cat</li>\n <li>You must clean up kitty litter</li>\n <li>By your 5th year of marriage, if you cannot afford a swimming pool, you better figure something out</li>\n</ul>\n<p>Composing a list of positive changes would take me much longer. I choose to focus on these aspects, this is why, I've never been married!</p>\n<p>That's not to say I don't desire marriage at some point, but it's a serious sacrifice, and comes with a set of challenges. I'm not sure marriage is appropriate for a man like me, but only time will tell. </p>","appDepth":2,"appParentPermlink":"fkv9rghlx","appParentAuthor":"lagere","musingAppId":"aU2p3C3a8N","musingAppVersion":"1.1","musingPostType":"answer"}" |
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