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What's the best joke you heard recently? by kaponaki

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What's the best joke you heard recently?
<p>>A wedded couple are driving along when they see a </p><p>> >wounded skunk in favor of the street. </p><p>> >They stop, the spouse gets out, lifts it up, and </p><p>> >brings it into the auto. </p><p>> >She says, "Look, it's shuddering, it must be </p><p>> >cold. What would it be advisable for me to do?" </p><p>> >Her spouse answers, "Put it between your legs </p><p>> >to keep it warm." </p><p>> >She asks, "Shouldn't something be said about the scent?" </p><p>> >He says, "Hold its nose." </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> >One morning while she was making breakfast, </p><p>> >the neighborhood wellness crack strolled up to his better half, squeezed her on the bum </p><p>> >and stated, "You know dear on the off chance that you solidified this up we could </p><p>> >get free of your supports." </p><p>> >This was somewhat finished the utmost, however she controlled herself and answered </p><p>> >with quiet. </p><p>> >Next morning the man woke his significant other with a squeeze on the bosom. </p><p>> >"You know love in the event that you solidified these up we could dispose of your bras." </p><p>> >That was too far finished the breaking point. She moved over and snatched him by </p><p>> >the penis. Keeping up a bad habit grasp she whispered </p><p>> >in ear, "You know dear in the event that you solidified this up we could </p><p>> >get free of the cultivator, the pool man and your sibling."</p>
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@acesontop ·
ha ha ha. The first one I liked the most.
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