What's the best joke you heard recently? by tintintouhid

musing-threads · @tintintouhid · Sep 1 '18

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What's the best joke you heard recently?

<p>Teacher asking questions to students:</p>
<p>Teacher: What is the origin of the word wife?</p>
<p>Student: This is actually a short for of two word together.</p>
<p>Teacher: What?</p>
<p>Student: Yes, Sir the English people are very clever and they added two words and make the word wife.</p>
<p>Teacher: (Angrily) Stupid, tell me and make me understand.</p>
<p>Student: It's short form of Wild+life = Wife.</p>
<p>Teacher: I should have punished you, but it seems right. (thinking about his wife)</p>

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