I wish there was a pill I could take to understand all the programming!  When I graduated hish school in 95' AOL was the only place the average person could look up anything, and it cost $400/month for only a couple hours of internet per day!  Maybe i should have paid more attention to the DOS programs the green writing had on our ancient computers! Back when we thought NES was fricken amazing and floppy disks shrunk to hard.  Grrr I feel like a moron