Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29) by dustinseth

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steemitbloggers · @dustinseth · Sep 11 '18 (edited)

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Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)

#oneliners

The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had told me ahead of time, because I was talking to this kid for like 10 minutes thinking "how the hell does he own a business?"

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@com-judge · Sep 11 '18

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Hi dustinseth, 

Thank your post in the #comedyopenmic tag.
Please note that this isn't a generic tag but rather it's a tag for our contest
If you'd like to participate you can [click here](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules) to read the contest rules.

I would like to draw your attention to the rule asking contestants to include "Comedy Open Mic Round #" in the title.
We are currently on round 30

Please update your title and we will pass your entry along to the judges for judgement<sup>*</sup>.



<sup>*Judges that pass judgement only judge as far as judgement is concerned.</sup>

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@fromage · Sep 11 '18

YOU DID IT!

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@dustinseth · Sep 11 '18

It’s hard to be funny outta nowhere. I can never think of anything. Started mining old tweets/fb posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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