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Here we go again with part 2 of useless tech I've found in the depths of the tinterwebernet. 

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1 – If you're like me, you enjoy the out doors. Maybe even a spot of golf? Well this depraved list brings you..Toilet Golf. The set includes a roll out green, a movable hole and has 2 balls and a stick (no innuendo intended). According to the manufacturer...''a healthy alternative to reading the paper in the smallest room''. I couldnt stop laughing at this one.

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2 – do you have kids? Ever struggle to get them toilet trained. Well the iPotty has your back. Now admittedly I use to have a computer in every room. Including a laptop next to the toilet and I used to update my old Myspace account and then faceache, but now toddlers can be endlessly entertained while taking a dump, playing games, watching videos or smearing poop from the potty on your $300 tablet. Best have a good supply of wet wipes.

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3 -  sick of fingerprints or smears on your tablet or phone, well stress not. Phone fingers have the answer. Essentially finger condoms are designed to keep your touch screen gadgets in pristine condition. So next time you're in a public place and need to use your phone. Slip on these S&M condoms on your fingers and touch away.

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4 – ever though that those noodles you're eating are to hot to put in your mouth but you're so damn hungry? Get the noodle fan. A small fan and battery pack mounts to your chopsticks or fork to blow fresh cool air onto that tasty mouthful. Because breathing and blowing is such hard work.

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5 – Remember back in the day when you would rent a VHS tape from blockbusters and they would blast at you for not rewinding it? Are you dimwitted and a few branches short of a tree? The DVD re-winder. Yes. (I can't make this shit up} you can now rewind all your DVD's with this portable device. As we all know DVD players don't have a rewind button. So its a wonder the inverter isn't a multi billionaire.


Some of these are just plain stupid but find some of these has hurt my ribs with laughter. 
Don't forget to upvote and follow for more useless tech.

Thanks for reading.

@TechMojo


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