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中秋开房大战母老虎 by davidke20

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中秋开房大战母老虎
没错,就是她。说了在家好好休息,硬是要去酒店开房间。好了,不出来还好,一出来就是一番唇舌大战。这把年龄的孩子,你们两老去玩他们在家可不是更好?一个不小心,大的带男朋友回家,把小的赶出家还得了?新闻你们没少看吧?我也不是说不信任自己的娃,我只是不信任我有能力教(反观自己年轻时也没少玩过)。


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虽说是快快乐乐的去开房间,但是带着妙龄少女在身,总会有一、两老看不顺眼。怎么一直刷手机?为什么非要穿黑色不可?中秋就不能有点中秋气氛吗?你是不是要把我气死?这些我都很看得开的,不过母老虎就另当别论了,越来越像我妈了。于是,我把母老虎使去柜台搞入住手续去,这么一来她就少了些对娃的注意力。

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使开母老虎后,这边也多了点时间拍个照,打个游戏。娃们很简单,她们需要空间去发展她们的“个性”。别说我思想开放,我是凭着自己的经验来衡量娃们的“心态”而已。这把年龄,你越是限制,他们越是觉得大人欺负。不让我找男朋友,可是你却和你老公关起门来不知干什么?是很好玩,所以不让我玩是吧?

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这小家伙还好一些。不过,男孩子这把年纪也需要开始教育了。总好过让他从不知什么渠道弄来的古怪教材,一个不小心学错了更糟。早些时候被我在手机的浏览历史中找到他翻“大臀女优”相关字眼的搜寻了。

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入住手续完成。母老虎回潮,马上又再度上演虎母无犬妞,两只老虎、两只老虎、打起来!打起来!一直没有屁股,一直没有咪咪真奇怪、真奇怪。于是,一翻一滚一趴,隆隆重重的上了升降机,终于上到楼层去了。果然,是一家以古式马来皇家建筑设定为主体的酒店。

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房间是不错的,就只有这么大。你说了,谁睡哪里呢?我其实原来很想睡沙发椅的。只可惜,女儿马上霸占了。剩下的,当然咯,能睡我老婆的男人还有几个?只是这样有点挤。地上我也不敢睡,大酒店的毛毯地板能有多干净?

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由于拉叔身材肥胖,所以一般冷气是无法让我躲进棉被的。于是三人躺在床上看电视消磨时间。等太阳下山了去泳池,这可是拉叔等了很久的节目了。电视的有线电台其实也没几个频道,来来去去也不过是三几个商业台,而且很多节目都是重播的。

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这平面LCD电视也算是经典了。看得出这家酒店应该是几十年前花了很多银子买下当时最高品质的货了。虽然画面上有明显一道绿色的虚线,不过也不碍看新闻报告的我。再说,还有几个人回来酒店看新闻的?“搞出人命”制造新闻还差不多🤣

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好不容易等到傍晚!终于轮到我的娱乐时间了。这很自然呀,我也贡献两只老虎。你看我老婆,我看你老婆,尊重呀。你看我女儿,我看你女儿,应该呀!身为一名成熟的丈夫,老爸,懂得欣赏别人的老婆女儿也算是道德呀。

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结果…这种节日大概大家都回家吃饭吧?全场都是包头马来婆。需知道,马来人因为信奉伊斯兰教,节育算是违反教义的举动。所以,他们家的母老虎不是一只、一只生的,而是一直、一直生个不停地生育机器。结果,拉叔坐在泳池旁很努力的玩手机,玩到几乎断电去了。

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玩了一轮水,我们回去房间轮流洗刷一番。晚上,我们为了庆祝某人的生日,于是我们到了TGI Friday去吃个美式西餐晚餐。因为较早的时候,女儿在商场参加了一个路边的推广活动赢了餐劵,吃上一百元,送一盘炸鸡。

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于是,我们点了一个拼盘,南美式的炸烤拼盘。别小看这一盘,价格都要五十多块钱。我们再点了另外两个付费的晚餐。于是马上超过了一百元,领了一盘炸鸡。

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生日的点了这个儿童套餐。说是儿童套餐,也要十几块钱。算一下消费税、服务税,这盘都要二十多个大洋了。我们其实也可以省下那十几块钱的,这里也有买一份付费的正餐,就送一个儿童套餐。当然,赠品绝对没有这个丰富呢。

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母老虎还点了个铁板烤肉,配上了馄饨皮自己包裹南美饺子来吃。唉…最后埋单加税,一共花了我157个大洋。都是那一盘免费炸鸡害的,也不好吃。看我下次还敢…不说了,碎叫去了。下次要开房间,必须要好好把小的安排给岳母照顾。要不然,大人不能搞什么动作。
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@circlebubble ·
真是一個熱鬧的中秋節啊 😁
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@davidke20 ·
对呀。闹到现在还在闹。
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@jychbetter ·
哈哈哈,拉仔还是这么幽默的风格
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@davidke20 ·
友友过奖了,只是心里话无处渲泄而已🤣
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@liumei ·
马来女人下水也包的那么严实🤪
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@magicmonk ·
@tipu curate
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@mrspointm ·
哈哈 拉叔好幽默啊~~我看标题以为在开车
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@rivalhw ·
>开房大战母老虎

哈哈哈,很让人联想翩翩啊
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@windowglass ·
忽然有点好奇……你家夫人知道你在这里称呼她母老虎吗?:D
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@angelina6688 ·
同问,哈哈哈
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@davidke20 ·
是谁!谁敢叫她母老虎?!拖出去打!她叫可爱的小猫咪😌
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@wittywheat ·
一山不容两虎!😂
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