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新郎不是我 之 佐敦結婚了 by davidke20

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新郎不是我 之 佐敦結婚了
嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……新娘結婚了,新郎不是我……嗚嗚嗚嗚……哦,事情不是這樣的。拉叔只要看到漂亮的新娘就很想當新郎了🤣 話雖如此,我家母老虎應該就是我這輩子唯一的新娘了。如果離婚了,或某種原因我又恢復單身了,還找新的新娘嗎?估計不會。

佐敦是我們教堂鋼琴師的兒子。二十幾年前我為了泡母老虎於是跟去教堂就有見過他了。由於心術不正單純為了泡妞去教堂,參加教會還逃出去買煙,結果可能上帝差派外勞打劫我🤣,那之後以後乖乖躲在教堂不敢外出了。言歸正傳,我那時就已經知道佐敦這孩子會偶爾客串,幫他老媽在教堂拉手提琴,而且非常動聽。我真不是給你開玩笑,教堂那種氛圍,再加上教堂的空間造成的回音,很難不感動。

中學畢業後,我們就再也沒有見過佐敦拉手提琴了。聽他媽說,學業很難堅固。後來佐敦買了房,住得比較遠,更不可能進市區堵車來我們教堂了。小孩的事,當然由小孩來決定。總有一天他們也會長大成人,甚至造人。我們大人偶爾聊天也會問候一下小佐敦,好像一下子就變成大佐敦了。有時他過來探望老媽跟我們打招呼,看起來就像個金城武的模樣,太英俊了。

佐敦結婚當天,身為拉叔的我也超級感動。好想衝過去抱住新~~娘~~狼 🤣 死鬼的老婆也是超美呢。狼柴女貌,我也想轟轟烈烈的搞結婚啊!不巧,那時正在宣讀婚詞時,麥克風竟然沒電,真是急死人了。拉叔也有些衝動,你這是第一次結婚嗎?麥克風沒電這麼低級的錯誤,不許重犯😤

宣讀婚詞完畢,新狼可以揭開新娘頭紗,親她一下了。這時,大家又是鬧了起來為他打氣。結果我們的新狼只是親親的吻了新娘額頭一下……我頂!這麼不給力。走開!等拉叔給你示範一哈!🤣

事情總算圓滿結束,我們祝贺佐敦新婚快樂,早生貴子。忽然我又想起一次某童鞋的婚禮,有個大嘴巴亂說話,什麼你这是第一次結婚嗎?那種。結果新狼反擊,沒你們經驗豐富🤣

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@carolin77 ·
新狼,狼柴女貌,哈哈,拉叔什么虎狼之词😆
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@davidke20 ·
都是一句话,听得明白就可以了 🙂
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@cherryzz ·
新郎不是我 之 佐敦結婚了-----新娘是谁?佐敦吗?😂被拉叔这标题误导了,佐敦原来是新郎
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@davidke20 ·
我喜歡男的😔
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@huigezi ·
我想知道,到底有没有给他示范?怎么狠狠的亲,怎么顶?
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@davidke20 ·
母老虎在身邊,別亂來
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@love5200 ·
喜欢参加教堂婚礼,仪式感满满!!
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@marygong77777 ·
这教堂真漂亮
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@oflyhigh ·
>佐敦是我們教堂鋼琴師的兒子

佐敦結婚了,新娘不是我。

咦,总感觉哪里怪怪的呢?很不对劲,到底是哪里不对劲呢?
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@davidke20 ·
新狼不是我,那就是佐敦囖
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@zhangyan-123 ·
哇,长的像金城武,那可真是太帅了啊
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